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| Sexy Lexy 2003-05-24, 7:32 am |
| Weekend release is it?
We are blessed this bank holiday weekend.
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| RichardJW 2003-05-24, 7:47 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Sexy Lexy
Weekend release is it?
We are blessed this bank holiday weekend.
Sorry no. It is NOT weekend release.
As I just explained to you earlier:
Mikop is NOT real ..
Duh!
I am looking for smart replies. Not dumb 1's by absolute 0's.
Thx | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-24, 7:53 am |
| THIS IS YOUR FIRST AND FINAL WARNING EVER!!!
** TRY A STUNT LIKE THAT ONE AGAIN AND I WILL MAKE HELEN OF TROY DO ONE OF HER NOTORIOUS ENTREES AGAIN **
THERE ARE NO I REPEAT NO FURTHER WARNINGS!
EVER!!
OKAY? 
[SENSIBLE ANSWERS ONLY OR YOU GET IT!] | |
| Sexy Lexy 2003-05-24, 7:56 am |
| Your father should have self pleasured the night you were conceived.
How about that for smart answer.
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| RichardJW 2003-05-24, 8:09 am |
| There are no smart answers here.
This time I really do give up.
I'm not even going to get Helen to post her stuff either.
I'll just go to another website.
The truth is she REALLY was my wife and she TRULY did die.
It was a maniac calling himself *Steve*.
He did her.
I do not know why but maniacs of that style are always called *Steve*.
Of course without formal identification you can never be sure ...
He was the airplane pilot and she was the air hostess.
On formal request he simply nose-dived into the sea.
This is quicker than waiting for land.
She never could live down the embarrassment factor you see.
Neither could Steve.
This constituted serious sexual misconduct in a professional environment.
Theory: Mikop is somehow the karmic offspring of this suicide pact in the airspace three miles up. | |
| Sexy Lexy 2003-05-24, 8:16 am |
| You really do need to get out more. | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-24, 8:23 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Sexy Lexy
You really do need to get out more.
Yes. I'll go shopping now okay?
I was trying to get Helen to do her deal but I can't remember the login password.
Search me! 
It will probably come to me at the supermarket checkout.
[Mental Note: I will have to be careful not to yell it out - otherwise before you know it - Helen of Troy's everywhere! That would be catastrophic ... ] | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-24, 12:24 pm |
| ** DO LIKE SEXY LEXY!!
POST AN INSULTING REPLY!!
THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY FREE!! **
Who would like to go next?
Distinguish yourself and be admired!
Believe me. I've seen it all before.
[Yawn] | |
| enforcer 2003-05-24, 12:37 pm |
| You two need to get your beauty sleep, up at those hours posting drivel, when you should be fast asleep.
SL have you seen this thread ? | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-24, 1:35 pm |
| Believe it or not but I was originally proposing an issue for debate. If that in your opinion constitutes *drivel* then the subject matter is clearly eluding you. | |
| darthfeces 2003-05-24, 2:29 pm |
| i've fallen ....
and I can't get up !!! | |
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| RichardJW 2003-05-24, 3:33 pm |
| Though brevity may be the pith of wit, wit need not necessarily be confined to a single line answer ... | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-24, 4:38 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by Deja-vue
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Is this a Freudian fixation or are you simply anally retentive? | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-24, 4:44 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by darthfeces
i've fallen ....
and I can't get up !!!
We're doing a sort of *look stupid and insult me thing.*
Not a *look stupid and look stupid kind of thing.*
I'm not convinced you have understood.
But I am prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt and concede that your posting makes sense to you.
There is the alternate possibility however that you are in fact Mikop (the original Spirit guide and/or robot program) having craftily concealed your true identity again with an appropriate alias and a bunch of fake qualifications. | |
| darthfeces 2003-05-24, 5:36 pm |
| i see dead people | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-24, 5:45 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by darthfeces
i see dead people
Okay, let's try and make sense of this.
Seeing dead people is perfectly normal and it usually comes down to stress at the workplace, not spending enough time with your wife and family - that kind of thing.
Whatever you do:
** DON'T PANIC! **
Remember now that your earlier sightings of the *living dead* are simply a wake up call. Those people are very much alive and believe me they love you very much! [I am laughing so loud as I type this I feel like I am breaking my ribs!] No matter! Just buy her flowers. It will fix it. Next question. lol | |
| L33Thax0r 2003-05-30, 2:37 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by RichardJW
Okay, let's try and make sense of this.
Seeing dead people is perfectly normal and it usually comes down to stress at the workplace, not spending enough time with your wife and family - that kind of thing.
Whatever you do:
** DON'T PANIC! **
Remember now that your earlier sightings of the *living dead* are simply a wake up call. Those people are very much alive and believe me they love you very much! [I am laughing so loud as I type this I feel like I am breaking my ribs!] No matter! Just buy her flowers. It will fix it. Next question. lol
This guy is a crack up I love him. He is a stud muffin also. | |
| bearing 2003-05-30, 2:58 am |
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Originally posted by L33Thax0r
This guy is a crack up I love him. He is a stud muffin also.
You'll end up breaking that mirror Dicky, if you stare at yourself too long... | |
| L33Thax0r 2003-05-30, 3:41 am |
| You should not asume so much for when you asume you an XXX damnit that's not correct. Either way you ought not assume it makes you look like XXX when you are proven wrong because XXX u and me make a great couple in a porn flick. | |
| bearing 2003-05-30, 3:54 am |
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Originally posted by L33Thax0r
You should not asume so much for when you asume you an XXX damnit that's not correct. Either way you ought not assume it makes you look like XXX when you are proven wrong because XXX u and me make a great couple in a porn flick.
And this makes sense, because? | |
| L33Thax0r 2003-05-30, 4:14 am |
| It doesn't make sense nothing makes sense its fake much like my breast. | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-30, 5:05 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by L33Thax0r
This guy is a crack up I love him. He is a stud muffin also.
Yes I am a stud muffin.
My wife knows it.
Everyone knows it.
I could stare at myself in the mirror all day long but I still have to find time to eat and that kind of stuff you know.
So now you want me to star with you in a porn flick?
Sounds great! 
I am unemployed right now and a porn flick would be ideal and I do not mind travelling to France as long as expenses are all paid.
You should take me on - you won't regret it.
I suspect that otherwise Helen will be having words with you.
If she does not like what she sees then she will probably blow your head off with a hand-gun.
[I advise against getting on the wrong side of Helen] | |
| jonhiker 2003-05-30, 10:10 am |
| Uh-oh, it looks like Richard forgot to take his medication, again | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-30, 11:44 am |
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Originally posted by jonhiker
Uh-oh, it looks like Richard forgot to take his medication, again
What are you talking about? If you've got a problem spit it out ... otherwise contribute to the thread subject please. | |
| Sexy Lexy 2003-05-30, 11:48 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by RichardJW
What are you talking about? If you've got a problem spit it out ... otherwise contribute to the thread subject please.
He's saying you talk garbage, and he's right. | |
| Sexy Lexy 2003-05-30, 11:48 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by RichardJW
What are you talking about? If you've got a problem spit it out ... otherwise contribute to the thread subject please.
He's saying you talk garbage, and he's right. | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-30, 11:58 am |
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Originally posted by Sexy Lexy
He's saying you talk garbage, and he's right.
The original thread subject does actually have a point to it .. you people cannot appear to see somehow what is creative writing and what is not. If you wished for a technical expose then I am sure I could provide one - however you simply take it upon yourselves to trivialise something you could not even be bothered to try to understand - let alone have original thought about. | |
| Sexy Lexy 2003-05-30, 12:32 pm |
| Like anyone besides you really cares? | |
| DaPunisher 2003-05-30, 12:53 pm |
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Originally posted by RichardJW
Did you ever consider that your posts are smallminded and rude? Furthermore, I did not ask for your opinion and since your opinion is not constructive then why don't you just get lost?
The original thread subject does actually have a point to it .. you people cannot appear to see somehow what is creative writing and what is not. If you wished for a technical expose then I am sure I could provide one - however you simply take it upon yourselves to trivialise something you could not even be bothered to try to understand - let alone have original thought about.
Dude? Like, you've gone MAD! I hope Helen pees in your face!  No THAT'S creative writing! | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-30, 1:05 pm |
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Originally posted by DaPunisher
Dude? Like, you've gone MAD! I hope Helen pees in your face! No THAT'S creative writing!
Meet DaPunisher. He has taken it upon himself to act as our online psychiatric diagnoser. *MAD*? Perhaps a little bit abstruse but ... QUAINT!!
Helen is dead fool! [Good thing too.] | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-30, 1:07 pm |
| I messed that post up.
Abandon all hope! | |
| thecomeons 2003-05-30, 1:12 pm |
| i ain't getting on no plane with no fool | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-30, 1:17 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
i ain't getting on no plane with no fool
This was the OFFICIAL report for the cause of the accident. I fear a cover up. I got robbed by the Airborne Death & Sexual Mystery Government Department. My solicitor sucked and there never was any hope and still isn't. | |
| thecomeons 2003-05-30, 1:22 pm |
| you should try self-representation, coz you sure talk a load of first-four-letters-of-my-hometown | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-30, 1:49 pm |
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Originally posted by thecomeons
you should try self-representation, coz you sure talk a load of first-four-letters-of-my-hometown
*I put it to the jury that one "Helen of Troy" though purely a figment of my imagination is however a fully fledged registered member of the website "examnotes.net" - a website known furthermore to operate all above board and to be of impeccable record and service to the I.T. community - and as such she is distinguished to be known forever more as none other than ....
... mikop!
I realise the conclusion is astonishing.
I rest my case.* | |
| L33Thax0r 2003-05-30, 1:56 pm |
| Go Richard its your birthday it your birthday go Richard its your birthday its your birthday.
You stud muffin you. | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-30, 2:10 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by L33Thax0r
Go Richard its your birthday it your birthday go Richard its your birthday its your birthday.
You stud muffin you.
There is genuine excitement from the public benches as the jury retire to consider their verdict .. | |
| L33Thax0r 2003-05-30, 2:26 pm |
| I do not have the slightest clue as too what you are trying to get at. In fact I can not understand half the sentences that you post, but that is no matter you are still my hero and a stuf muffin. | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-30, 3:35 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by L33Thax0r
I do not have the slightest clue as too what you are trying to get at. In fact I can not understand half the sentences that you post, but that is no matter you are still my hero and a stuf muffin.
There is genuine excitement from the press on the public benches as the jury retire to consider their verdict .. | |
| L33Thax0r 2003-05-30, 5:04 pm |
| Last edited by Enforcer on 05-30-03 at 10:35 PM
if you are going to impersonate me, at least get it right  | |
| RichardJW 2003-05-31, 6:46 am |
| Sorry folks!
Mikop IS real.
My mistake - I was probably thinking about someone else.
I apologise again for bringing this subject up for debate and wasting everyone's time.
I feel too that I was unnecessarily harsh in my replies to some of the other posters. Please, please find it in your hearts to forgive me.
Otherwise I will never forgive myself.
And neither will Helen aka. I forget(?)
Sorry again.
Sorry.
My mistake.
Sorry.
Ok?? |
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