| enforcer 2003-04-16, 5:58 pm |
| > One night, a man and a woman are at a bar downing a few beers.
>> > They strike up a conversation and quickly discover that they're
>> > both doctors.
>> > After about an hour, the man says to the woman,
>> > "Hey, how about we sleep together tonight? No strings attached.
>> > It'll just be one night of fun."
>> > The woman agrees. So they go back to her place. She goes into
>> > the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into
>> > the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10-20 minutes. Finally,
>> > she goes into the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so.
>> > Afterwards, the man says to the woman,
>> > "You're a surgeon, aren't you?"
>> > "Yeah, how did you know?"
>> > "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started."
>> > "Oh, that makes sense," says the woman. "You're an anaesthetist,
>> > aren't you?"
>> > "Yeah," says the man, a bit taken aback. "How did you know?"
>> > The woman answers, "I didn't feel a 'king thing |