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Things I hate about everybody.....
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| MistyRing 2002-11-26, 7:04 am |
| 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid £8 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image
I really didn't need.
13. Macdonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.
14. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you all right?'.
Anyone feel the same? | |
| Tech Ranger 2002-11-26, 7:19 am |
| People who wish you a blessing from the almighty just because your upper respiratory system engaaged in a sudden involuntary expulsion of air and bodily fluids through your nasal cavity.
People who come to your business just after closing, see half the lights off, no one inside, find the door stubbornly refusing to open, and proceed to ask "Are you closed?"
People who say "OJ didn't do it, but he knows who did".
People who, knowing full well that they have told this to 15 other people, and likewise know that you are going to tell 15 people, proceed to say "Just between you and me...."
Women you call other women sexy. If you ever hear me call a man sexy, please shoot me.
TV weather people who stand in front of a blue screen with a clicker in their hands, pretending that they're pointing at a map.
Politicians being interviewed and pretending to answer questions, and the journalist refusing to say "Answer my @#$#@ questions or get the %$##@ out of here you mother $%$#@@". | |
| Mr. Linux Guy 2002-11-26, 7:20 am |
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| WPFossil 2002-11-26, 7:47 am |
| Thought it sounded familiar... | |
| Mr. Linux Guy 2002-11-26, 8:10 am |
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Originally posted by Tech Ranger
Women you call other women sexy. If you ever hear me call a man sexy, please shoot me.
LOL. | |
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| You don't want to hear my rant about people in supermarkets and shopping malls!
Do you?
Hippo
(Way down at the moment and wanting to let off steam, big style!) | |
| enforcer 2002-11-26, 8:36 am |
| Misty
any more offences we should take into consideration, before passing sentance? | |
| Pavlov 2002-11-26, 8:40 am |
| Let's get completely honest and say everyone ripped this original thread off from George Carlin | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-26, 8:42 am |
| did he invent the beer? | |
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| MistyRing 2002-11-26, 9:01 am |
| God you try to entertain a few people and start WW III!
thecomeons you are a judas! pistols at dawn. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-26, 9:01 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
did he invent the beer?
no i think he played rugby for England, may have been captain at one point, also i think there wqas talk of him and princess Di | |
| enforcer 2002-11-26, 9:06 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by MistyRing
God you try to entertain a few people and start WW III!
thecomeons you are a judas! pistols at dawn.
just a minute, whats Dawn ever done to you? | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-26, 9:12 am |
| nothing but i was up at the crack of dawn the other day... | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-26, 9:52 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by MistyRing
thecomeons you are a judas!
no. i'm a taurus. what sign are you, man? | |
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| quote:
Originally posted by MistyRing
nothing but i was up at the crack of dawn the other day...
very nice... at least I hope it was  | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-26, 10:30 am |
| been very damp lately around dawn... | |
| enforcer 2002-11-26, 10:34 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by MistyRing
been very damp lately around dawn...
that's cause it's been a bit misty around it | |
| bearing 2002-11-26, 10:41 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
that's cause it's been a bit misty around it
I tend to find it foggy, rather than misty around Dawn... | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-26, 10:44 am |
| must be careful, that could lead to slippery conditions. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-26, 10:47 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
I tend to find it foggy, rather than misty around Dawn...
as long as you don't find compo down there.
more summer wine anyone? | |
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| ANDRONDA 2002-11-26, 3:25 pm |
| It must get very tiring to me hateful. I cannot imagine. I wonder how much energy the author put forth coming up with reasons to hate people and took the time to write it all down and circulate it. And then someone else thought it was funny and thought that they would try to take credit for it.
Not trying to be self-righteous. I have my own problems myself. But I often wonder what they hope to gain from things like that.
It is just my own ignorant 2 cents worth. I am sure that you "hate" that as well. | |
| Mauwakee 2002-11-26, 3:37 pm |
| Ok. Here is my two cents worth.... CHEERS, and have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY!!!!! | |
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| quote:
Originally posted by ANDRONDA
It must get very tiring to me hateful. I cannot imagine. I wonder how much energy the author put forth coming up with reasons to hate people and took the time to write it all down and circulate it. And then someone else thought it was funny and thought that they would try to take credit for it.
Not trying to be self-righteous. I have my own problems myself. But I often wonder what they hope to gain from things like that.
It is just my own ignorant 2 cents worth. I am sure that you "hate" that as well.
It's called humor... relax  | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-27, 3:10 am |
| Andronda lighten up for f*cks sake. Someone sent me this in an e-mail and as I found it amusing I posted it here to share the joke. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-27, 3:57 am |
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Originally posted by MistyRing
Andronda lighten up for f*cks sake. Someone sent me this in an e-mail and as I found it amusing I posted it here to share the joke.
email must be slow up in scotland, got that weeks earlier in london | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2002-11-27, 4:19 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by MistyRing
Andronda lighten up for f*cks sake.
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| MistyRing 2002-11-27, 4:42 am |
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email must be slow up in scotland, got that weeks earlier in london
How did you ever get that mcse???? | |
| enforcer 2002-11-27, 4:49 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by MistyRing
How did you ever get that mcse????
bribed a little indian while in my local takeaway, he got his brother to sort something out back home | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-27, 7:07 am |
| an mcse donar | |
| ANDRONDA 2002-11-27, 8:01 am |
| Hi Guys.
I did not intend to offend. To me jokes start with “knock knock” or “What do you get when you cross a… “ I just believe that the world has become cynical and hateful and it troubles me. A lot of what is really deep cynicism, intolerance or just general impatience with fellow man is masked as humor. Things such as this are harmless per se, but are expressions of the heart.
I realize that you were only having a bit of fun and did not mean to pee on your parade. Every once in a while my heart is grieved to the point of expressing it. It must be the time of year that makes me pensive.
Carry on and have a great holiday. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-27, 8:17 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
an mcse donar
this is no time for kebabs | |
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| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
email must be slow up in scotland, got that weeks earlier in london
LOL Now, now, children... can't we all just get along?
See, the thing is people in Scotland are festive in nature, and have better things to do -- like do some 16 ounce curls -- than forward emails around! | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-28, 7:24 am |
| And drink excessively. Don't forget that. | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-28, 7:28 am |
| and wear skirts. | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-28, 7:35 am |
| we like to get the wind about us! | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-28, 7:37 am |
| whats the popular local lager in your area misty - tennents or mcewans? | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-28, 7:46 am |
| tennants mainly. known as pishwatter round these parts. | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-28, 7:52 am |
| it tastes like soap in ireland. mind you, harp gives you a killer hangover. | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-28, 7:55 am |
| have you ever had the indian lager they sell in indian restaurants? can't remember what it's called but what a hangover it inflicts. once was enough for me. | |
| enforcer 2002-11-28, 8:05 am |
| cobra | |
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| quote:
Originally posted by MistyRing
And drink excessively. Don't forget that.
What do you think 16 ounce curls are? | |
| Mr. Linux Guy 2002-11-28, 9:42 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by MistyRing
have you ever had the indian lager they sell in indian restaurants? can't remember what it's called but what a hangover it inflicts. once was enough for me.
Taj Mahal? Kingfisher? | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-28, 10:08 am |
| it was the water that you are supposed to wash your hands with. | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-29, 5:19 am |
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What do you think 16 ounce curls are?
I have no idea - I've never heard of them.
Particularly thick hair extensions perhaps??? | |
| enforcer 2002-11-29, 5:30 am |
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Originally posted by freak
What do you think 16 ounce curls are?
I thought you were talking about body building and weights etc. | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-29, 6:48 am |
| i dread to think what you would be exercising with 16oz dumbell enforcer! | |
| thecomeons 2002-11-29, 7:06 am |
| depends if his beemer is an automatic or manual shift. | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-29, 7:11 am |
| does it??? | |
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| a curl is indeed a body building movement to build up the biceps. But that involves going to the gym and sweating
Now take a 16 ounce bottle of your favorite brew, and bring it to your lips... that's it, now you're exercising, doing curls, and getting great rewards for it | |
| HOOLIGAN 2002-11-29, 9:28 am |
| Also Elephant beer in Indian restaurants?
can you get that britside when you go for a Ruby Murrey? | |
| enforcer 2002-11-29, 9:31 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by freak
a curl is indeed a body building movement to build up the biceps. But that involves going to the gym and sweating
Now take a 16 ounce bottle of your favorite brew, and bring it to your lips... that's it, now you're exercising, doing curls, and getting great rewards for it
now it all starts to make sense | |
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| it's a well known expression in the US, I can't take credit for coining it | |
| enforcer 2002-11-29, 10:31 am |
| well, you're not getting any coins (or notes) from me for it. | |
| MistyRing 2002-11-29, 11:26 am |
| Well as it's now Friday evening (here in the UK anyways) I'm going for a few of those 16oz curls!
Have a good weekend folks! | |
| freak 2002-11-29, 11:33 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by MistyRing
Well as it's now Friday evening (here in the UK anyways) I'm going for a few of those 16oz curls!
Have a good weekend folks!
Darn, I knew it had to be 5 o'clock somewhere It's only noon time here, so 16 ounce curls will have to wait. I *did* go to the gym though, so I got the regular curls out of the way! | |
| enforcer 2002-11-30, 4:26 am |
| you've got a hairdressers at your gym? | |
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Originally posted by enforcer
you've got a hairdressers at your gym?
What, you mean yours doesn't? What kind of operation are they running? | |
| Mr. Linux Guy 2002-11-30, 8:24 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by freak
What, you mean yours doesn't? What kind of operation are they running?
Why would a baldy knead a hairdresser, freak? | |
| freak 2002-11-30, 10:00 am |
| first of all, I am not in the habit of "kneading" anybody, let alone hairdressers.
This being said, even though I do not personally require the use of such a professional, I still recognize the fact that I am not the only patron of the afore-mentioned establishment, therefore I can see why they would have one on staff.
Talk about a heck of a computer-related thread | |
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| freak 2002-11-30, 11:08 am |
| 1. sorry, I'm a one-woman type of guy. Hairdressers need not apply. Great book, though
2. Hairdryers running Linux... is that why they over heat and smell like burning flesh all the time? | |
| HOOLIGAN 2002-11-30, 12:47 pm |
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Why would a baldy knead a hairdresser
sounds painfull, | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2002-11-30, 3:24 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
sounds painfull,
LOL
to wax it
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| Mr. Linux Guy 2002-12-01, 6:09 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by freak
Hairdryers running Linux... is that why they over heat and smell like burning flesh all the time?
I said they were running Linux, not Windows! | |
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| If they were running windows, they would have to be rebooted in between clients | |
| Mr. Linux Guy 2002-12-01, 6:56 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by freak
If they were running windows, they would have to be rebooted in between clients
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| enforcer 2002-12-01, 7:34 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by freak
What, you mean yours doesn't? What kind of operation are they running?
what you gym does hairdressing during operations, geez that is one sorted gym. do they do manicure and bikini waxes at the same time?
imagine, go in for them to take your tonsils out and get a free brazilian wax at the same time  | |
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Some people are sociable, so they start talking and asking stupid things. They are simple and may lack acuteness but at heart i am sure they are good. another fact man is a complex creature. it is difficult to shape him in one formula. Your comments are smart and show clearly that your sensitive , but difficult to satisfy. Pardon me for frankness and thank you again. | |
| thecomeons 2002-12-02, 2:58 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
do they do manicure and bikini waxes at the same time?
waxes and beard trims is what he asks for, probably. | |
| HOOLIGAN 2002-12-02, 8:22 am |
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Some people are sociable, so they start talking and asking stupid things. They are simple and may lack acuteness but at heart i am sure they are good
Yep, thats us at examnotes.
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| enforcer 2002-12-02, 1:06 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
waxes and beard trims is what he asks for, probably.
just how long is his beard? | |
| bearing 2002-12-02, 4:38 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
just how long is his beard?
I've been lead to believe that it touches his toes, and apparently the beards pretty long aswell.. | |
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| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
I've been lead to believe that it touches his toes, and apparently the beards pretty long aswell..
LOL | |
| thecomeons 2002-12-03, 3:25 am |
| LOL = legally over long | |
| MistyRing 2002-12-04, 6:47 am |
| quote:
Commenting on things i hate
Some people are sociable, so they start talking and asking stupid things. They are simple and may lack acuteness but at heart i am sure they are good. another fact man is a complex creature. it is difficult to shape him in one formula. Your comments are smart and show clearly that your sensitive , but difficult to satisfy. Pardon me for frankness and thank you again.
And your point is??? | |
| prezbedard 2002-12-04, 10:57 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ANDRONDA
It must get very tiring to me hateful. I cannot imagine. I wonder how much energy the author put forth coming up with reasons to hate people and took the time to write it all down and circulate it. And then someone else thought it was funny and thought that they would try to take credit for it.
Not trying to be self-righteous. I have my own problems myself. But I often wonder what they hope to gain from things like that.
It is just my own ignorant 2 cents worth. I am sure that you "hate" that as well.
I agree with you. and may I add (no offense to anyone here so PLEASE don't take it personal) I don't see why people need to
swear/cusre, like it is a normal part of the english language or any language for that matter.
I am no saint but one thing I do not do is swear/curse. I don't see any reason to. | |
| bearing 2002-12-04, 11:08 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by prezbedard
I agree with you. and may I add (no offense to anyone here so PLEASE don't take it personal) I don't see why people need to
swear/cusre, like it is a normal part of the english language or any language for that matter.
I am no saint but one thing I do not do is swear/curse. I don't see any reason to.
There's plenty of swear words in the Oxford English dictionary, so I guess they do become and are a normal part of the English language.
Swearing and cursing was around in the time of Skakespeare and probably long before, but the words used in those days would be very mild to us now, as such words become more readily incorporated into the language people gradually become desensitised to them.
I do agree though that a persons continual use of swear words does show a poor grasp of language, but a spattering of such words can't really harm...
Oh B8(&^^%%% I've just stubbed my &***(*&& toe.. | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2002-12-04, 1:13 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by cairo
Commenting on things i hate
Some people are sociable, so they start talking and asking stupid things. They are simple and may lack acuteness but at heart i am sure they are good. another fact man is a complex creature. it is difficult to shape him in one formula. Your comments are smart and show clearly that your sensitive , but difficult to satisfy. Pardon me for frankness and thank you again.
hmmm....your first post tells us alot about your"self". But may I ask you something? (Not really giving u a chance there buddy) Why do you have cairo as ur username and United Arab Emirates as ur country??? | |
| enforcer 2002-12-04, 2:20 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
Why do you have cairo as ur username and United Arab Emirates as ur country???
why do you have smart in your username and you come from Canada? sounds like an Oxymoron to me
ooooppps! just going to get my flame proof suit. | |
| bearing 2002-12-05, 1:36 am |
| Fancy flaming 2lazy, that really is a low blow. I'd compare it to taunting a Gerbil..
Wait for me enforcer, I might need to borrow that suit after you... | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2002-12-07, 4:34 am |
| The evil enfarcer , I really had a good part of my mind to give thy knaves pate a crack for thee. But I wouldn't flame you and bearing together till he gets a suit for himself (unfair although he dabbled in the filth with thee).
By the way, I own a store where we sell fire proof suits. You might wanna to try em out at www.fireproofsuits.com.
Mind you, if that site doesn't work for you (or you get errors), it's that you've got no valid license. | |
| bearing 2002-12-07, 9:18 am |
| Oh lazybutsmart one. Thouest may flame the evil one and I now. I have made an honest purchase of the said suit that will saveth me from the flames!!! | |
| enforcer 2002-12-07, 11:07 am |
| I sent my young and noble page to thy honourable website, unfortuantely he was told page could not be displayed, therefore he hath returned empty handed.
have found alternative source for suit.
www.iraqisuitsrus.com | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2002-12-07, 11:01 pm |
| Thy page is a saucy fellow indeed, Says I. If Thou had known what he has vainly said (or did), Thou wouldst certainly have fled for thy own dear life.
I'd ha' delt 'em a blow betwixt his ribs had it not been for dear old Grabby. | |
| enforcer 2002-12-08, 10:52 am |
| confused of mind says "who the cluck is Grabby?" | |
| bearing 2002-12-08, 11:34 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
confused of mind says "who the cluck is Grabby?"
Grabby Grosling.... | |
| enforcer 2002-12-08, 11:39 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Grabby Grosling....
who? | |
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| enforcer 2002-12-08, 12:02 pm |
| It is not a 'who' it is a what
Grabby Awards | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2002-12-09, 5:34 am |
| buh, Humbug!. Had it not for dear old Grabby. Grabby is my 70 year old Faithful Page. What have I or my Page got to do with that picture you posted there bearing. Looks like you've got your suite on. Don't wait for it buddy. | |
| bearing 2002-12-09, 9:13 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
buh, Humbug!. Had it not for dear old Grabby. Grabby is my 70 year old Faithful Page. What have I or my Page got to do with that picture you posted there bearing. Looks like you've got your suite on. Don't wait for it buddy.
Thouest 70 year olde page musteth be of the faithful disposition, as cometh the age of 14 he should have becometh a Squire, and then at 21 he would have becometh a Knight in his owne right..
Me thinketh you lie like cheap Japanese watch, and Grabby is really your Mother, as no other would handeth you your weapons... | |
| enforcer 2002-12-09, 1:26 pm |
| maybe his page be his sex slave, would bring a whole new meaning to turning the page | |
| enforcer 2003-02-06, 5:25 am |
| sorry had to revive this thread coz i just read through it, and realised it was funny. | |
| thecomeons 2003-02-06, 7:08 am |
| LOL.
sorry. i thought you said "furry". | |
| enforcer 2003-02-06, 7:10 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
LOL.
sorry. i thought you said "furry".
alright will put on east european accent and say it was furry funny | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-02-06, 7:54 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
sorry had to revive this thread coz i just read through it, and realised it was funny.
enforcer, we really have to wage a war. | |
| enforcer 2003-02-06, 7:55 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
enforcer, we really have to wage a war.
your name Bush or something? | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-02-06, 7:57 am |
| no. | |
| enforcer 2003-02-06, 8:03 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
no.
Ok, but next time could you be a bit more concise | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-02-06, 8:10 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Ok, but next time could you be a bit more concise
oh yeah. didn't want to give you the details, cuz I thought you'd faint. but if you want a complete story, here it is:
"We want to Wage a war againt Enforcer"
and the purpose i told you is that you might want to clear your self before it's 2 late.
so, there u go $uccka. lemme know when you're ready. in the meanwhile, we're busy. | |
| enforcer 2003-02-06, 8:16 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
oh yeah. didn't want to give you the details, cuz I thought you'd faint. but if you want a complete story, here it is:
"We want to Wage a war againt Enforcer"
and the purpose i told you is that you might want to clear your self before it's 2 late.
so, there u go $uccka. lemme know when you're ready. in the meanwhile, we're busy.
who's 'we' i only see one of you? | |
| thecomeons 2003-02-06, 8:47 am |
| the pipe | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-02-08, 12:52 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
who's 'we' i only see one of you?
"I only see one of you", cuz you have only one eye. poor enforcer. turn around another 160 degrees then you'll be able to see the "rest" | |
| enforcer 2003-02-08, 7:41 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
"I only see one of you", cuz you have only one eye. poor enforcer. turn around another 160 degrees then you'll be able to see the "rest"
oops! didn't notice the snooker table, yes rest's are good weapons but not as good as my flame thrower
http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/flamethrower.gif | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-02-10, 7:39 am |
| watch out then. | |
| enforcer 2003-02-16, 7:55 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
watch out then.
why? what's so interesting about out then? | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-02-17, 3:27 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
what's so interesting about out then?
"so interesting about out then"
i don't know what the hell that means buddy. is that your full name? | |
| enforcer 2003-02-17, 3:53 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
"so interesting about out then"
i don't know what the hell that means buddy. is that your full name?
you told me to 'watch out then', I want to know what's so interesting about 'out then' that I should want to watch. | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-02-17, 7:51 am |
| nah nothin much.
r u married? | |
| enforcer 2003-02-17, 8:42 am |
| why? | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-02-17, 11:20 am |
| nothin much either.
"Please do not ask for credit, as the phrase fcuk off, often offends."
when your wife sees this and asks you for it and you say fcuk off, you know what she'll say.
"Out then!!! you bastard!!!"
so that's why you should watch it. wait for it. and die when u hear it. | |
| everetjo 2003-03-05, 9:06 am |
| what happened here?? | |
| enforcer 2003-03-05, 9:14 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
nothin much either.
"Please do not ask for credit, as the phrase fcuk off, often offends."
when your wife sees this and asks you for it and you say fcuk off, you know what she'll say.
"Out then!!! you bastard!!!"
I'm waiting in anticipation for her to say that.
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Originally posted by everetjo
what happened here??
where? | |
| everetjo 2003-03-05, 9:19 am |
| ill ask the questions | |
| everetjo 2003-03-05, 9:32 am |
| i predict a leeds victory | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-05, 10:01 am |
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Originally posted by everetjo
i predict a leeds victory
But whose leading whom? | |
| everetjo 2003-03-05, 10:10 am |
| objection as to the leading nature of the question | |
| enforcer 2003-03-05, 10:21 am |
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Originally posted by everetjo
ill ask the questions
why wait to be ill before you ask questions, check their department of health certificate before you eat there. | |
| bearing 2003-03-05, 4:17 pm |
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Originally posted by everetjo
i predict a leeds victory
So it's your fault we lost to the Scum tonight then!!!
Bastard MANure, 22 bloody years without a win at the Theatre of Breams.... | |
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| The Scum, eh!
That's rich considering your team boasts 'Paki-Bashing' racists bastards - convicted or not.
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| 'Paki-Bashing' itself is not a racist term.
And what would you call Manchester United if if not Scum? | |
| enforcer 2003-03-06, 3:19 am |
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Originally posted by Hippo
And what would you call Manchester United if if not Scum?
Syntax error - too many IF statements without END IF's |
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