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| Tahoon 2003-03-26, 10:24 pm |
| I received this on my e-mail & loved to share it with you, buddies.... BUT WAIT... examinees who are preparing for exams: this is a joke and don't take it seriously... go to your books to memorize them...
Computer Acronyms:
PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN- It Still Does Nothing
APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI- System Can't See It
BASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM- I Blame Microsoft
CD-ROM- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2- Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW- World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System
Hangs
PENTIUM- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect
Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
WINDOWS- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
(for) Fools (&) Teenagers | |
| TekGal 2003-03-27, 5:52 am |
|  Hadn't seen that one yet - really good.
I particularly got a kick out of the COBOL one. I had that in college and it almost turned me off of computers. | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-27, 10:09 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Tahoon
WWW- World Wide Wait
you got a 56k connection too? | |
| Tahoon 2003-03-27, 7:10 pm |
| Yup, thecomeons.... yet. | |
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| awesome |
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