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oddduck

2003-03-19, 8:12 pm

Maybe I should post a picture of what that evil swed did to my hair. He was always saying how I should wear it down more and stuff. So I handed him the scissors tonight and was like, you think you could take of like 5cm? He took off like 20.... bob cut style. So much for my long sexy hair. I though men liked women with long hair? I guess he's different. I haven't felt this ugly for a long long time

oddduck
ruscorp

2003-03-19, 9:07 pm

quote:
Originally posted by oddduck
Maybe I should post a picture of what that evil swed did to my hair. He was always saying how I should wear it down more and stuff. So I handed him the scissors tonight and was like, you think you could take of like 5cm? He took off like 20.... bob cut style. So much for my long sexy hair. I though men liked women with long hair? I guess he's different. I haven't felt this ugly for a long long time

oddduck



Not according to our updated polls.
oddduck

2003-03-19, 9:10 pm

Oh? You do polls on these things? Actually I can barely fit it into a pony tail, and had a friend of my (guy) from scotland look at it and he said it wasnt that terrible.
ruscorp

2003-03-19, 9:12 pm

quote:
Originally posted by oddduck
Oh? You do polls on these things? Actually I can barely fit it into a pony tail, and had a friend of my (guy) from scotland look at it and he said it wasnt that terrible.


You'd need to post a picture for us.
oddduck

2003-03-19, 9:20 pm

I just formatted All I got right now is netmeeting
ruscorp

2003-03-19, 9:26 pm

quote:
Originally posted by oddduck
I just formatted All I got right now is netmeeting


Fine with me!
Kasor

2003-03-19, 9:43 pm

Let us see it...

In the worst case, just shave all hair..!
ruscorp

2003-03-19, 9:46 pm

Clothes are optional, hehe.
oddduck

2003-03-19, 9:48 pm

Well I'd send some one my ip, but the evil swed set up some floppy sized edition of linux on my 486 and set it up as a router and neither of us know how to configure it If someone messages me there IP....
oddduck

2003-03-19, 9:49 pm

(and it running netmeeting or something)
ruscorp

2003-03-19, 9:57 pm

DMZ baby!
oddduck

2003-03-19, 9:58 pm

But if i interupt his online game.. I will be slaughtered
ruscorp

2003-03-19, 10:04 pm

quote:
Originally posted by oddduck
But if i interupt his online game.. I will be slaughtered


Don't worry, we'll play GTA another time.
bearing

2003-03-20, 2:40 am

quote:
Originally posted by oddduck
Never let a man cut your hair


First mistake, I thought it would have been obvious to never trust a man to do your hair(unless he drives a Suzuki Vitara or some other hairdressers car)!!


quote:
Originally posted by oddduck
had a friend of my (guy) from scotland look at it and he said it wasnt that terrible.


Second mistake, you're telling us you're trusting a Scotsman..Hahahahaha
enforcer

2003-03-20, 5:02 am

quote:
Originally posted by oddduck
Never let a man cut your hair



what? you mean you haven't had a Brazilian?





ooops my mistake wrong hair
RussS

2003-03-20, 5:11 am

I guess you are allowed one mistake odduck - few crying out loud, just don't let him do it again ...

The only male you should let touch those locks MUST have limp wrists, speak with a lisp and say darling every 3rd word
thecomeons

2003-03-20, 5:20 am

he cut off 20cm you say?

if you can find the bits that were cut off, you should get a shower cap or a swimming cap or somesuch (i doubt one of those dutch ones would work ) and stick the hair on it.

that way your wig would have your own hair

if you don't have the balls to wear it, you should send it to freak as he has no more silly hits to wear in an avatar. he assures us
bearing

2003-03-20, 5:58 am

quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
he cut off 20cm you say?

if you can find the bits that were cut off, you should get a shower cap or a swimming cap or somesuch (i doubt one of those dutch ones would work ) and stick the hair on it.

that way your wig would have your own hair

if you don't have the balls to wear it, you should send it to freak as he has no more silly hits to wear in an avatar. he assures us



Or you could make a stunning Merkin with it..
enforcer

2003-03-20, 6:05 am

quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Or you could make a stunning Merkin with it..


I was going to say the same, but couldn't remember what it was called. kept coming up with firkin.



firkin mirkin
bearing

2003-03-20, 6:13 am

quote:
Originally posted by enforcer


firkin mirkin



Does the Firkin Mirkin have it's own micro brewery out the back like most Firkin pubs?


Down in the Smoke next week, stopping in Cobham if you're interested, if not just ignore my ramblings ..
thecomeons

2003-03-20, 7:31 am

you'll be rambling around the smoke? well, i suppose it makes a change from the dales
enforcer

2003-03-20, 7:40 am

quote:
Originally posted by bearing

Down in the Smoke next week, stopping in Cobham if you're interested, if not just ignore my ramblings ..



cobham

surrey or kent?
oddduck

2003-03-20, 7:48 am

I just really am not liking the fact that one side is alot longer then the other, and I have to go to my college graduation like this. Wonderful
mindmesh

2003-03-20, 8:38 am

quote:
Originally posted by oddduck
I just really am not liking the fact that one side is alot longer then the other, and I have to go to my college graduation like this. Wonderful


Sounds like someone is getting CUTOFF for a while.
bearing

2003-03-20, 9:25 am

quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
cobham

surrey or kent?



Surrey mate...
thecomeons

2003-03-20, 9:48 am

didn't you say that richardjw was from surrey? perhaps you could visit the guy.
bearing

2003-03-20, 9:50 am

...and punch him on the nose?...
enforcer

2003-03-20, 10:01 am

quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Surrey mate...



there's no need to apologise.


when are you down?
TekGal

2003-03-20, 3:18 pm

oddduck:
quote:
I just really am not liking the fact that one side is alot longer then the other


oddduck, I feel for you! Hair is like a woman's "crowning glory". I'm sure it'll grow back quick!
oddduck

2003-03-20, 3:26 pm

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it will Though I loabed off that side that was like 8 cm longer then the other, I don't think I would have left my apt with that weird 80's hair (short on one side, long on the other.. kinda of on an angle). Well, I went to school today, had to lil stumps on the side of my head kinda like pig tails and no one said to much.
bearing

2003-03-20, 3:37 pm

quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
there's no need to apologise.


when are you down?



All next week mate, fancy a mini Examnotes piss-up?
thecomeons

2003-03-21, 2:59 am

quote:
Originally posted by oddduck
Well, I went to school today, had to lil stumps on the side of my head kinda like pig tails and no one said to much.


they were probably worried that you'd clock 'em if they said something
enforcer

2003-03-21, 4:20 am

quote:
Originally posted by bearing
All next week mate, fancy a mini Examnotes piss-up?


you've got the Mobi number, give us a call and we'll see what we can arrange.

you coming down with transport?
bearing

2003-03-21, 4:48 am

quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
you've got the Mobi number, give us a call and we'll see what we can arrange.

you coming down with transport?



Don't know as yet.
thecomeons

2003-03-21, 4:55 am

quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Don't know as yet.


maybe you should take shank's pony
bearing

2003-03-21, 5:06 am

quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
maybe you should take shank's pony


Already asked him, he wanted £400 and I had to feed the bugger myself!!!
enforcer

2003-03-21, 5:14 am

quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Already asked him, he wanted £400 and I had to feed the bugger myself!!!


a pony that buggers? ouch!!
oddduck

2003-03-21, 2:04 pm

Wow, I read this and I haven't a clue as to what all of you are saying. I really don't understand your slang I feel so deprived

Marianne/oddduck
thecomeons

2003-03-21, 2:52 pm

take the weight of your plates of meat and enjoy the craic
HOOLIGAN

2003-03-21, 2:58 pm

Though Id rather have a monkey then a pony in me back pocket.

Maybe I will run up the Apples & pears and borrow a Monkey from the Trouble & strife
everetjo

2003-03-21, 2:58 pm

we should have a north america vs europe piss up
enforcer

2003-03-21, 3:08 pm

sure meet us at the rub-a-dub dub
oddduck

2003-03-22, 5:53 pm

quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
sure meet us at the rub-a-dub dub


I'll bring my rubber duckie and my froggie tub stopper I'm outta mr. bubble though
RussS

2003-03-22, 11:24 pm

hahaha, y'all need to learn that pommie language odduck - rub a dub dub = pub
BOOOOZE

2003-03-23, 4:25 pm

i just read this all, i feel sorry for u oddduck, the first words that came to my mind were "sucks to b u", sry to hear all this. u have my sympathy
enforcer

2003-03-23, 4:31 pm

quote:
Originally posted by BOOOOZE
i just read this all, i feel sorry for u oddduck, the first words that came to my mind were "sucks to b u", sry to hear all this. u have my sympathy



why the sympathy? all it is is a bad hair (ok maybe extended for a couple of weeks) but it'll grow out
BOOOOZE

2003-03-23, 4:44 pm

i just feel sry for her,if a guy cut my hair really bad, i would probably hit him..it sucks knowing that u walk around and people might b stareing at u thinking" wat the heck happened??" ive had a bad hair cut b4,probably every1 has, and i hate it, hers on the other hand, must really suck, cause she knows the guy really screwed up.. i just thought that mine was bad and i didnt like it, but the guy meant to cut it that way.
RussS

2003-03-23, 5:53 pm

ahhh, after a bad haircut there is always the #1 comb .... lol
BOOOOZE

2003-03-23, 5:55 pm

lol
oddduck

2003-03-23, 7:37 pm

I was at my parents this weekend, and my moms a licensed hairdresser so she had a go with it, at least its all the same length now. Little stubby pigtails for me for a while.
BOOOOZE

2003-03-23, 11:06 pm

i guess thats better than b4. why didnt you go to your mom the first time?
thecomeons

2003-03-24, 2:57 am

coz she's a big-girl now, tha's why
enforcer

2003-03-24, 3:44 am

quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
coz she's a big-girl now, tha's why



I didn't think she looked that big, I thought she had a nice figure from the pictures
MistyRing

2003-03-24, 7:07 am

you need a licence to be a hairdresser in canada??
enforcer

2003-03-24, 7:18 am

quote:
Originally posted by MistyRing
you need a licence to be a hairdresser in canada??



no it means she can serve alchol as well
thecomeons

2003-03-24, 7:21 am

no wonder there are old dears who have regular days for getting wash and blow-drys. they are provided with sherry (or whatever) while they read people's friend under the dryer
MistyRing

2003-03-24, 7:39 am

don't mention peoples friend - bearing has issues with them at the moment... or was it horse & hound??
enforcer

2003-03-24, 7:52 am

sheep shearers digest?
BOOOOZE

2003-03-24, 8:30 pm

ic, i dont know how old she is, by the look of the pictures, she looked young, say... 19-23 years old, lol
oddduck

2003-03-24, 9:09 pm

quote:
Originally posted by BOOOOZE
i guess thats better than b4. why didnt you go to your mom the first time?


She lives like 100km away. I just normally drop in on the weekend.. and she saw the state of my hair
BOOOOZE

2003-03-24, 9:11 pm

ic, thats a good reason, c, i still live with my mom, lol
thecomeons

2003-03-26, 10:12 am

quote:
Originally posted by oddduck
Wow, I read this and I haven't a clue as to what all of you are saying. I really don't understand your slang I feel so deprived



http://cgi.peak.org/~jeremy/retort.cgi
enforcer

2003-03-26, 10:17 am

Lazy Susan™ n :
circular tray on bearings used in dining


interesting, what's Rob upto with Susan?
oddduck

2003-03-26, 6:33 pm

We have a lazy susan in the kitchen at my moms place. When we were having it designed my mom was like, don't forget the lazy susan in the corner. I hadn't a clue what she was on about.
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