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Who is Helen of Troy?
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| RichardJW 2003-03-02, 2:44 pm |
| Shall I reveal her to you?
Who is this woman?
What truly is her name?
I shall drop you a hint ...
Her first name is Sarah.
Shall we unveil her - this Isis Unveiled?
Who truly is Sarah? | |
| ccieToBe 2003-03-02, 4:25 pm |
| I take it you just read The Iliad? | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-02, 4:29 pm |
| Yes. I read it every day before breakfast.  | |
| MartyMcFly 2003-03-02, 4:36 pm |
| another of Enforcers alias's???? | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-02, 4:53 pm |
| Oh deary me: *the fly* has been sure active tonight! | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-02, 4:56 pm |
| Any ideas Enforcer? | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-02, 4:58 pm |
| Time to unveil:
(Don't have all day.)
Sarah Matravers aka. Sarah Warwick.
That's Helen of Troy. | |
| MartyMcFly 2003-03-02, 5:01 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by RichardJW
Oh deary me: *the fly* has been sure active tonight!
not as active as some 'dick' who has to post three times in a row to boost his post count | |
| Tech Ranger 2003-03-02, 5:21 pm |
| RichardJW, I have to admit that you are the most blatant thread hog with a pathological compulsion to augment his thread count without contributing one iota to the cause of IT edification that I have ever seen. You need a program! | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-02, 6:39 pm |
| I wrote a little:
http://communities2.microsoft.com/h...siteid=34000070
23 hours Sunday March the 2nd 2003
Please wait, connecting to server...
Connected!
The chat's topic is: Embedded Chat: Windows CE .NET
Xanadu : um
Xanadu : *Let's go to the Stars!*
Xanadu :
Xanadu : 10 Go phone home!
Xanadu : 20 REM This is difficult to do with the smilies!!!
Xanadu : 30 For Each X In 2000 SpaceMen Return Home Now!
Xanadu : 40 That's an order!!! N. did it. (She doesn't do anything!!!)
Xanadu : 50 Goto 10 and start again.
Xanadu : 60 If 10 Succeedeth you not then Goto 2000
Xanadu : 2000 Now what? I know! On Each Error Resume Not!!!
Xanadu : 3000 Blue Scream of Death!
Xanadu : 10000 Thank God I saved it!
Xanadu : 1000000 End Now! That's an order! I hope you enjoyed my computer program!
Xanadu : Googolplex: Infinity: I hope I got your homework done Mr. Bill Gates!!! - aka. Korean whatever!
Xanadu : *On Each Error Resume Not!!!* considered to be the focus of hilarity ...
Xanadu : 50 Goto 10 and start again. ... is that elusive Second prize ... Stop filming now thanks! Right now! It's an order! We need to make some adjustments to the rocket trajectory and you are simply .... No! It's an Order! ... Please remove them and if they still don't get the idea ..... Thanks and Cue!
5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... and LiftOff! It's Go! Go! Go! ....
10 REM "The First Mission of *Explorer* is All Systems Go!!"'
Outta sight!!!!!!!
Did you see THAT???????
Look at those pictures!! ................¥ ................¥
20 REM "Mission Accomplished!"'
We await the Second One now as the Whole World reels beneath our feet ....
Do you see My Dream?
But it got fixed in the End!
The Book?
*The C programming Language*
Brian W.Kernighan ° Dennis M.Ritchie
Bell laboratories
Murray Hill, New Jersey
PRENTICE-HALL, INC., Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey 07632
Copyright © 1978 by Bell Telephone Laboratories, Incorporated.
All rights reserved ....
10th impression.
*Where do you want to go today?*
*Let's go to the Stars!*
Epilogue of Epilogues: *He never got the recognition he deserved.*
That is the opinion of the head of Microsoft.
23:30 hours Sunday March the 2nd 2003
00:20 hours Monday March the 3rd 2003
*I hear you Bill.* says Richard.
You have seen my dream and yes! It is *awesome!* (This is simply Bill's opinion!)
*Let's just do it Bill.* etc.
Let's go to the farthest reaches of the galaxy!
In any case this journey is free and unbound...
We'll be following right after her!
That is my promise to you.
*Let's go to the Stars!*
Let's go first to Xanadu!
And cut! | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-03, 2:54 am |
| richardjw sat in his basement-flat at his computer with a can of colt45 in one hand and a spliff in the other.
he had recently taken the light bulb from the fitting in the bathroom as the one in his living area had gone out when he was watching the video tape of soaps broadcast when he was at his work as a lavatory cleaner in the leisure centre.
richardjw was an intelligent chap. he had loads and loads of books from the 2nd-hand bookstall down the market. he had read them all, from the classic fiction, modern fiction (or as modern as you can get in a 2nd-hand booststall down the market), through to his mspress books and opel manta workshop manual.
that's why he liked to talk bullshit.
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| MistyRing 2003-03-03, 4:47 am |
| I'd forgotton about the Opel Mantra.
Wot a top motor.
My mate had one.
It was red.
I was jealous. | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-03, 5:55 am |
| was the nose shorter than the capri though? i always imagined those cars loosing noses when inching forward so the driver could see out at junctions. | |
| MistyRing 2003-03-03, 6:51 am |
| I don't think capri/manta drivers 'inched' anywhere. Know what you mean though - they always looked as if you'd have to turn the wheel about 100yds before a corner too. | |
| bearing 2003-03-03, 8:41 am |
| I have a dim and distant recollection that RichardJW was once sane... | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-03, 10:19 am |
| every man knows there is only one way to stop being besotted by a woman.
marry her | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-03, 10:20 am |
| bearing, with reference to your current signature: did you ever go down in a lift? | |
| bearing 2003-03-03, 10:25 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
bearing, with reference to your current signature: did you ever go down in a lift?
Always too frightened that Mr. Humphries might be in the lift...
'Are you Free' thecomeons? | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-03, 10:33 am |
| Does this thread have a point? | |
| bearing 2003-03-03, 10:38 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Does this thread have a point?
I doubt it, but hey, when did that ever stop anybody... | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-03-03, 12:30 pm |
| Helen who? | |
| mindmesh 2003-03-03, 12:33 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
Helen who?
In mythology she started a huge war between Troy and Greece or rome. Someone thought she looked better then Aphrodite of Venus and That made Aphrodite/Venus mad. I think it was the Trojan war.. I guess thats where the condom gets its name either that or because you have all those little hiding in that big old horse.. | |
| mindmesh 2003-03-03, 12:41 pm |
| I think that is close. | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-03-03, 8:56 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by mindmesh
In mythology she started a huge war between Troy and Greece or rome. Someone thought she looked better then Aphrodite of Venus and That made Aphrodite/Venus mad. I think it was the Trojan war.. I guess thats where the condom gets its name either that or because you have all those little hiding in that big old horse..
heh thanks for the explanation | |
| enforcer 2003-03-04, 5:30 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Does this thread have a point?
and your point is?
with regards to the good old Capri, you needed binocculars to see over the bonnet, and no we never inched out of junctions. would have taken all day if we'd done that | |
| MistyRing 2003-03-04, 6:04 am |
| quote:
In mythology she started a huge war between Troy and Greece or rome. Someone thought she looked better then Aphrodite of Venus and That made Aphrodite/Venus mad.
Sounds like a plot from Eastenders....
Eeeeer! 'ark at 'er, that 'elen of Troy - who duz she fink she is?? Bleedin' slaaaag!
Nice cuppa tea Arfur? | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-04, 6:50 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Does this thread have a point?
.
(is that point good enough?) | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-04, 7:02 am |
| Enforcer had a Capri,
I bet it said 'Shaun and Shaun's Bird' on the windscreen. | |
| MistyRing 2003-03-04, 7:06 am |
| Be difficult to fit Enforcer & Enforcer's Bird without a carriage return I suppose... | |
| enforcer 2003-03-04, 7:35 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
Enforcer had a Capri,
I bet it said 'Shaun and Shaun's Bird' on the windscreen.
it actually had a revolving barrel with a list of female names on the passenger side. | |
| enforcer 2003-03-04, 7:36 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
.
(is that point good enough?)
hey it's got more points that sunderland now | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-04, 10:21 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
it actually had a revolving barrel with a list of female names on the passenger side.
Ohh, Did it have a hand crank like the number 13 bus that used to stop out side me hause. Or was it Automatic? | |
| enforcer 2003-03-04, 11:11 am |
| it automatically detected which girl was in the car and changed accordingly. Only time it had trouble was when there was more than one | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-04, 12:10 pm |
|  Wicked
I had to make do with a Cortina wiv a spoiler on the back. | |
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| Epidemic 2003-03-04, 3:43 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
bearing, with reference to your current signature: did you ever go down in a lift?
how do you get down from an elephant? | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-05, 3:05 am |
| by avoiding the sharp bits at the front. | |
| enforcer 2003-03-05, 5:44 am |
| tusk tusk | |
| everetjo 2003-03-05, 9:11 am |
| smells like a cat fight | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-05, 3:45 pm |
| They say that Helen of Troy has the face that launched a thousand ships. But who truly is this Helen of Troy? Whose face truly are we referring to? Myself? I wouldn't have a clue ... | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-05, 3:49 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by RichardJW
They say that Helen of Troy has the face that launched a thousand ships. But who truly is this Helen of Troy? Whose face truly are we referring to? Myself? I wouldn't have a clue ...
Could this be her?
http://content.edirectnetwork.net/optshare/ejoin/travel/cap.jpg | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-05, 3:49 pm |
| ... Neither would I actually ... Maybe we should just move on and start another thread ... | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-05, 3:50 pm |
| Good idea. | |
| bearing 2003-03-05, 3:56 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
it actually had a revolving barrel with a list of female names on the passenger side.
Tart!!! | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-05, 6:12 pm |
| Stop this thread right now! It's an order! | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-05, 6:31 pm |
| Ahem. | |
| enforcer 2003-03-06, 3:22 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Tart!!!
No! your sister was not on the list 
j/king
quick runs for cover before bearing gets his Uzi out. | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-06, 3:26 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by RichardJW
They say that Helen of Troy has the face that launched a thousand ships. But who truly is this Helen of Troy? Whose face truly are we referring to? Myself? I wouldn't have a clue ...
didn't you go on about helen of troy in the thread ruscorp started about this platonic friend he wanted to shag?
i kind of got the opinion that helen (i think you actually named her in the thread), was some bird that dumped you or refused your advances. get over her, there's more fish in the sea. | |
| enforcer 2003-03-06, 3:48 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
get over her, there's more fish in the sea.
Not according to the EU there aren't | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-06, 4:58 am |
| only if he wants a cod | |
| enforcer 2003-03-06, 5:38 am |
| peace? | |
| everetjo 2003-03-06, 8:11 am |
| you mean a piece | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-06, 8:40 am |
| piece of meat?
can't stop thinking of baps | |
| enforcer 2003-03-06, 8:44 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
piece of meat?
can't stop thinking of baps
sure you're not thinking of ruscorp's buns? | |
| everetjo 2003-03-06, 9:03 am |
| quote:
originally posted by enforcer:
sure you're not thinking of ruscorp's buns?
butt, at least we know that you are | |
| enforcer 2003-03-06, 9:45 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
butt, at least we know that you are
Butt, Nicky. he was in the team that lost to Liverpool at the weekend. | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-06, 10:02 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
butt, at least we know that I am bi
Thanks for sharing that. | |
| enforcer 2003-03-06, 10:46 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Thanks for shagging twat.
I would hope so too | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-06, 6:51 pm |
| Gentlemen! Amuse me some more with your nonsensical shinnanigans ... who really is Helen of Troy? | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-06, 6:57 pm |
| Um ... er ... losers! Let's write history! Keyboards to the ready! Ahoy skipper! Greetings landlubbers! Who really is Helen of Troy you sad suckers? | |
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| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-06, 8:03 pm |
| I knew a Helen in Southgate once, | |
| enforcer 2003-03-07, 4:09 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
I knew a Helen in Southgate once,
biblical ? | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-07, 6:30 am |
| No she was Athiest.
But she told me she played the Virgin Mary at the school play once. | |
| enforcer 2003-03-07, 6:42 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
No she was Athiest.
But she told me she played the Virgin Mary at the school play once.
did she say who won? | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-07, 6:53 am |
| was her last name bach. that would be amusing. | |
| MistyRing 2003-03-07, 7:08 am |
| i used to knob a bird called helen until i found out her knickname was 'psycho helen'.
then she stalked me for 2 years. | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-07, 7:52 am |
| and your avatar is a picture of you running from her? | |
| everetjo 2003-03-07, 2:59 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by ruscorp
one time some boys made me cry
that's too bad laddy | |
| enforcer 2003-03-08, 10:41 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
that's two bald laddies
hmmm Sigourney Weaver in aliens and Demi Moore in GI Jane or something | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-08, 12:51 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
that's too bad laddy
No response. | |
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| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-09, 7:37 pm |
| did you know Helen of troy is an anagram of elf on her toy | |
| enforcer 2003-03-10, 4:19 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
did you know Helen of troy is an anagram of elf on her toy
hooligan - you have tooooo much time on your hands, get down to some serious studying | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-10, 5:25 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
did you know Helen of troy is an anagram of elf on her toy
hotel for yen | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-10, 5:50 am |
| The cyclical anagrams are interesting and I'm sure they took hours to figure out!
But who really is Helen of Troy?
If you're polite to this lady she might even sing you a song ...
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/...5d922d97e345aa1
*Your polite style is very nice. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.* | |
| bearing 2003-03-10, 10:02 am |
| I don't really give a shite who Helen of fcucking Troy is, now will you lay it to rest...
Christ I thought I talked shite, but seriously, you take the biscuit... | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-10, 10:04 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Christ I thought I talked shite, but seriously, you take the biscuit...
Nah, it's a homefry. | |
| everetjo 2003-03-10, 11:11 am |
| quote:
originally posted by bearing: Christ I thought I talked shite, but seriously, you laid a biscuit
you smelt it you delt it | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-10, 11:35 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
you smelt it you delt it
You denied it, so you supplied it. | |
| everetjo 2003-03-10, 11:38 am |
| quote:
originally posted by ruscorp You denied it, so you supplied it
you started so you farted | |
| enforcer 2003-03-10, 5:01 pm |
| ruscorp everetjo you really have raised the intellectual level of conversation in this thread. | |
| jonhiker 2003-03-10, 5:50 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by enforcer:
ruscorp everetjo you really have raised the intellectual level of conversation in this thread.
not that it was that high in the first place. | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-10, 6:10 pm |
| Thanks. | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-11, 3:47 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
I don't really give a shite who Helen of fcucking Troy is, now will you lay it to rest...
Christ I thought I talked shite, but seriously, you take the biscuit...
The time truly has come that this post should be edited. I propose that we do this collectively. If all else fails we formally enter a plea of kindness to the webmaster.
Thanks. | |
| everetjo 2003-03-11, 12:33 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by enforcer:
ruscorp everetjo you really have raised the intellectual level of conversation in this thread.
there can be only so many Bling Blings.. | |
| enforcer 2003-03-11, 4:02 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
there can be only so many Bling Blings..
said mary as she turned and looked at squeak | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-11, 5:13 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
said mary as she turned and looked at squeak
You do seem to like posting a lot on this site. However, if you could possibly make your posts a little clearer: though your messages may make perfect sense to you - for many of us they mean precious little. Thank-you. | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-03-11, 6:30 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
helen blew troy?
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| ruscorp 2003-03-11, 6:34 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
I should have went to English class more often. | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-03-11, 6:39 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
I should have went to English class more often.
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| bearing 2003-03-12, 2:45 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by RichardJW
You do seem to like posting a lot on this site. However, if you could possibly make your posts a little clearer: though your messages may make perfect sense to you - for many of us they mean precious little. Thank-you.
<sound of telephone ringing at Kettles house>
Kettle: "Hello."
Pot: "Hello Kettle, Pot here, You're black." | |
| enforcer 2003-03-12, 3:27 am |
| kettle turned round to Mary and said "were you expecting a call from pot?" | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-12, 8:12 am |
| harvey kettle was sad as he was hoping it was a call from his agent. | |
| enforcer 2003-03-12, 1:17 pm |
| not many people knew harvey's agent. he was a secret you see. | |
| jonhiker 2003-03-12, 4:20 pm |
| harvey's agent was six foot tall and had an extreme liking for carrots. | |
| enforcer 2003-03-12, 5:26 pm |
| just then, a live in physiotherapist from Boston came into the room shouting "It's Rabbit season", closely followed by a small dumpy bald man holding a shot gun. | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-12, 7:16 pm |
| That's it. Have a nice time. | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-12, 7:59 pm |
| Now there was Helen the Bubble, I went to school with her. Her mum and dad owned a chip shop just off East finchley High road.
Bit fat but a nice girl.
Is that who you mean Dicky? | |
| thecomeons 2003-03-13, 2:59 am |
| i used to work with a bird called helen. she smuggled peanuts | |
| bearing 2003-03-13, 5:17 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
i used to work with a bird called helen. she smuggled peanuts
That reminds me of a joke. | |
| MartyMcFly 2003-03-13, 12:24 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
Now there was Helen the Bubble, I went to school with her.
did she squeak? | |
| everetjo 2003-03-13, 2:15 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by enforcer
just then, a live in physiotherapist from Boston came into the room shouting "It's Rabbit season", closely followed by a small dumpy bald man holding a shot gun.
the bald man's face looked eerily familar; kettle was trying to place the large round eyes, and dank maggoty cheese smell that emanated from the bald man's mouth as he said.... | |
| jonhiker 2003-03-13, 2:42 pm |
| "sshhh, be vewy,vewy quiet, we're hunting wabbits".. | |
| vincentnl 2003-03-14, 12:55 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
Now there was Helen the Bubble, I went to school with her. Her mum and dad owned a chip shop just off East finchley High road.
Bit fat but a nice girl.
Is that who you mean Dicky?
Hooligan, how many times do you need to change your avatar? | |
| enforcer 2003-03-14, 3:47 am |
| Harvey overheard this and shouted "NO! It's Duck season, go get the physiotherapist" | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-14, 6:02 pm |
| quote:
Hooligan, how many times do you need to change your avatar?
About as often as I change my underwear | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-14, 6:09 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
About as often as I change my underwear
Which is not very often. | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-14, 6:15 pm |
| I usualy have it scraped off. | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-14, 6:16 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
I usualy have it scraped off.
By enforcer? | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-14, 6:21 pm |
| quote:
By enforcer?
Naw, your sister comes round with your toothbrush
| |
| ruscorp 2003-03-14, 6:24 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
Naw, your sister comes round with your toothbrush
Don't have a sister. | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-14, 6:26 pm |
| Must be your Mom then | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-14, 6:30 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
Must be your Mom then
Are you sure it's not yo' momma? | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-14, 6:34 pm |
| Its hard to tell from the back of her head, | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-14, 6:38 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
Its hard to tell from the back of her head,
Why, she dressed in red again? | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-15, 3:46 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by ruscorp
Why, she tried to give you head again?
Sigh, Yes, have a word with her would you. | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-15, 5:36 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
Sigh, Yes, I have a vaginal opening.
| |
| RichardJW 2003-03-15, 7:36 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
What do we do with the vaginal opening? I call for a stethoscope and sonar equipment! | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-15, 7:39 pm |
| Hooligan's cock is small, pathetic & shrivelled ...
I know my friends thank-you.
Hooligan is one ugly ugly looking piece of shet.
How could he possibly dare to show his face?
Beats me.
I fear we deal with an inferior monkey that is about to be wiped out for good ... | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-16, 1:22 am |
| I believe the "Dublin Crew" will step in to defend HOOLIGAN here soon... | |
| vincentnl 2003-03-16, 3:59 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
About as often as I change my underwear
I change mine everyday. Ain't saying nothing about yours. I just don't spend as much time on my pc.
Hey man, don't mention underwear again, it's unhygenic to hint how dirty one generally is...
quote:
Originally posted by RichardJW
Hooligan's cock is small, pathetic & shrivelled ...
I know my friends thank-you.
Hooligan is one ugly ugly looking piece of shet.
How could he possibly dare to show his face?
Beats me.
I fear we deal with an inferior monkey that is about to be wiped out for good ...
Hey, what about me? | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-16, 4:10 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by vincentnl
I change mine everyday. Ain't saying nothing about yours. I just don't spend as much time on my pc.
Hey man, don't mention underwear again, it's unhygenic to hint how dirty one generally is...
Hey, what about me?
Just my opinion but post up here in reply at your own risk. Some people are finding this whole *ultra-charismatic* thing difficult enough simply to read let alone digest. | |
| vincentnl 2003-03-16, 4:19 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by RichardJW
Just my opinion but post up here in reply at your own risk. Some people are finding this whole *ultra-charismatic* thing difficult enough simply to read let alone digest.
I don't digest anything. I just read and then hit delete.
I will get my avatar changed as soon as I have mastered how to use image editors and resizing stuff properly, not that you have had anything to say about it of course. | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-16, 4:41 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Tech Ranger
RichardJW, I have to admit that you are the most blatant thread hog with a pathological compulsion to augment his thread count without contributing one iota to the cause of IT edification that I have ever seen. You need a program!
Yes I am rather bored. Any suggestions? | |
| enforcer 2003-03-16, 9:09 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
I believe the "Dublin Crew" will step in to defend HOOLIGAN here soon...
defend him? I thought he was doing very well on his own. | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-16, 12:04 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
defend him? I thought he was doing very well on his own.
Is the NYC Crew allied with the Dublin Crew? | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-16, 3:53 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by RichardJW
Hooligan's cock is small, pathetic & shrivelled ...
I know my friends thank-you.
Hooligan is one ugly ugly looking piece of shet.
How could he possibly dare to show his face?
Beats me.
I fear we deal with an inferior monkey that is about to be wiped out for good ...
Dicky,
Im a little disappointed that you, a self professed Intellectual heavyweight came up with such a 'school yard' insult. I was sure you could have come up with something a little better then this, but then again everyone knows ( but you ) that you are a pretentious bore. Its a stage we all went through at college, but perhaps you never grew out of. That you judge people on looks and size of manhood suggests the total shallowness of your being. You asked 'who am I? ' I say you are Narcissus, now why dont you find a lake and drown yourself. as most here by now have tired of your pseudo-intellectual bablings.
( nice try Dicky ). | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-16, 4:08 pm |
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| RichardJW 2003-03-16, 5:59 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
Dicky,
Im a little disappointed that you, a self professed Intellectual heavyweight came up with such a 'school yard' insult. I was sure you could have come up with something a little better then this, but then again everyone knows ( but you ) that you are a pretentious bore. Its a stage we all went through at college, but perhaps you never grew out of. That you judge people on looks and size of manhood suggests the total shallowness of your being. You asked 'who am I? ' I say you are Narcissus, now why dont you find a lake and drown yourself. as most here by now have tired of your pseudo-intellectual bablings.
( nice try Dicky ).
If you truly believe that then you are just another fool ... You see, Helen of Troy is white hot ... | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-03-16, 6:58 pm |
| my point exactly, | |
| vincentnl 2003-03-16, 7:04 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
Dicky,
' I say you are Narcissus, now why dont you find a lake and drown yourself. as most here by now have tired of your pseudo-intellectual bablings.
( nice try Dicky ).
I am not tired....
Haven't heard enough of Richard to be bored enough yet | |
| everetjo 2003-03-16, 7:13 pm |
| richie...are you a dwarf? | |
| ruscorp 2003-03-16, 10:19 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
richie...are you a dwarf?
No, but I am short. | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-17, 3:27 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
richie...are you a dwarf?
everetjo, that is like me asking you if you if you are that slightly sickly looking tottering kitten you currently use as an icon. You are clearly trying to throw me in with people who have a Napoleon complex and I simply CANNOT, CANNOT allow that to happen! This must stop NOW!
I have already given orders for the troops to move against your person everetjo!
Richard. | |
| enforcer 2003-03-17, 3:34 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by vincentnl
I am not tired....
Haven't heard enough of Richard to be bored enough yet
you haven't been visiting this forum often enough, until just recently, to notice this isn't the first time he's gone through a period of inane ramblings, he does this for a couple of weeks then disappears, either to inflict himself on other forums, or back to the mental home in the isolation ward, until they deem him 'well' enough to be given another chance. | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-17, 3:38 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
you haven't been visiting this forum often enough, until just recently, to notice this isn't the first time he's gone through a period of inane ramblings, he does this for a couple of weeks then disappears, either to inflict himself on other forums, or back to the mental home in the isolation ward, until they deem him 'well' enough to be given another chance.
enforcer, there are people all over the world who are so fed up with the things you post that you have made more enemies than you possibly believe in that thick skull of yours. Take it from me, it's true. | |
| bearing 2003-03-17, 3:49 am |
| Hey Dickie,
Do you think one day it might be possible for you to post a thread that doesn't get a shite rating? | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-17, 3:57 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Hey Dickie,
Do you think one day it might be possible for you to post a thread that doesn't get a shite rating?
Hello Bearing! I understand how breathless you men all are about me but actually I'm married. I'm so sorry that things can't be any different to this. My husband has resigned himself to the fact that I need to try and re-educate some of you. Both of us are fully aware that we have better things to do.
Try not to be upset!
Hopefully, we'll be able to talk again soon.
Bye for now.
Helen | |
| bearing 2003-03-17, 4:01 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by RichardJW
My husband has resigned himself to the fact that I need to try and re-educate some of you. Both of us are fully aware that we have better things to do.
Try not to be upset!
Hopefully, we'll be able to talk again soon.
Bye for now.
Helen
Thanks for the kind offer, but I'm happy as I am, so there is no need for the pair of you to stay around here just to try and re-educate me.
As it's such a lovely day maybe you could both go and play on the fast lane of the M1 .. | |
| enforcer 2003-03-17, 4:20 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by RichardJW
enforcer, there are people all over the world who are so fed up with the things you post that you have made more enemies than you possibly believe in that thick skull of yours. Take it from me, it's true.
Glad to see I've gone worldwide, no sense in keeping it local
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| Helen of Troy 2003-03-17, 4:21 am |
| Reaallly Bearing?
Who really is Helen of Troy? | |
| enforcer 2003-03-17, 4:23 am |
| Oh Sh!te, it was only a matter of time.
next we'll have someone calling themselves Jason of the Argonauts
or
Saddam Hussein | |
| bearing 2003-03-17, 4:26 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Oh Sh!te, it was only a matter of time.
next we'll have someone calling themselves Jason of the Argonauts
or
Saddam Hussein
You'll probably get the blame for her.. | |
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| ruscorp 2003-03-17, 10:00 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Helen of Troy
Reaallly Bearing?
Who really is Helen of Troy?
Heaven help us. | |
| everetjo 2003-03-17, 10:20 am |
| who would win in a fight:
Helen keller or Helen of Troy? | |
| jonhiker 2003-03-17, 12:48 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by ruscorp:
quote:
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Originally posted by Helen of Troy
Reaallly Bearing?
Who really is Helen of Troy?
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Heaven help us.
I agree. | |
| vincentnl 2003-03-19, 1:03 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Helen of Troy
Reaallly Bearing?
Who really is Helen of Troy?
RichardJW or his missus or husband, whichever one usually responds under the name of RichardJW... | |
| bearing 2003-03-19, 6:43 am |
| Helen of Troy is just a Dcikhead that resides around the Croydon area.. | |
| vincentnl 2003-03-20, 12:42 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Helen of Troy is just a Dcikhead that resides around the Croydon area..
Stone the crows, how do you know that Helen of Troy lives in Croydon??? | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-20, 3:28 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by vincentnl
Stone the crows, how do you know that Helen of Troy lives in Croydon???
I too am intrigued. Maybe I should move to Tahiti? What's your opinion? | |
| enforcer 2003-03-20, 5:28 am |
| I think the inferrence was from the sort code you published in another or possibly this thread, however as we all know that information might have been just a big pile of steaming dung as per most of your drivel | |
| vincentnl 2003-03-21, 1:15 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
I think the inferrence was from the sort code you published in another or possibly this thread, however as we all know that information might have been just a big pile of steaming dung as per most of your drivel
Who is this aimed at? 
quote:
Originally posted by RichardJW
I too am intrigued. Maybe I should move to Tahiti? What's your opinion?
No difference...
People will find out eventually where you are. All they'd have to look up is your DNS or something | |
| RichardJW 2003-03-21, 2:51 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by vincentnl
Who is this aimed at?
No difference...
People will find out eventually where you are. All they'd have to look up is your DNS or something
Try another planet then? | |
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