| MartyMcFly 2003-02-20, 6:00 pm |
| Pervez Musharraf (Pakistans President) is rudely awoken at 4-am by the telephone.
"Pervez, its the health minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!, I've just received word that the Durex factory in Lahore has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire Pakistan supply of condoms will be depleted by the end of the week."
"S!te" Pervez replied. "The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - we'll be ruined!"
"We're going to have to ship some in from abroad . . . Britain? . . . "
"Not a chance!! They'll have a field day on this one, especially Charles!"
"What about India?"
"Maybe - but we don't want them to know that we are stuck. You call SHRI ATAL BIHARI VAJPAYEE (Indian Prime Minister ), tell him we need one million condoms; coloured white and green; ten inches long and two inches thick! That way they'll know how big the Pakistanis really are!!"
Pervezx calls Atal, who agrees to help the Pakistanis out in their hour of need. Three days later a cargo plane arrives in Lahore - full of boxes.
A delighted Pervez rushes out to open the boxes. He finds condoms 10 inches long; 2 inches thick, all coloured white and green. He then notices in small writing on each and every one:
MADE IN INDIA : SIZE SMALL |
