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Spides

2003-02-18, 6:31 pm

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that was my
>mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful
>and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel
>uncomfortable.
>
>
>
>One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.
>So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
soon
>I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't
>overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she
>wants to make love to me just once.
>
>
>
>What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she
>said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get
>me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
>
>
>
>I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front
>door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing
>outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy
>and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for
>a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.






Lesson Learned: Always carry condoms in the car.
jkhnwspec

2003-02-18, 8:44 pm

A valuable lesson to be learned!!!
gr33nd4yg1rl

2003-02-18, 9:55 pm

LOL good one!
bearing

2003-02-19, 11:36 am

You should have dropped him on the doorstep...
enforcer

2003-02-19, 11:39 am

quote:
Originally posted by bearing
You should have had him on the doorstep first...



gr33nd4yg1rl

2003-02-19, 12:51 pm

woweee!
WPFossil

2003-02-19, 3:09 pm

When the father was crying, I thought we was going to say "oh no, now I have to do the job".
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