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I think I've drunk too much!!
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| bearing 2003-12-19, 8:03 pm |
| I've been doing a bit of Crimble celebrations tonight, think I had too many whisky chasers.
And I've got to climb ladders in the morning, bloody alcohol!!! | |
| azimuth40 2003-12-19, 10:16 pm |
| So those ships have finally gone round the bend eh.
You be careful tomorrow mate. | |
| yanqui 2003-12-20, 8:19 am |
| Poor baby!
I used to drink a bit, and now I don't, but it doesn't upset me when people choose to do so, but why, when people drink too much, do they seek sympathy? That's like licking your finger and sticking it in a socket--why do you do it if you know the consequences will be unpleasant and you'll suffer? That's just dumb.
For a good portion of my almost-adult and adult life I imbibed. And I cannot think of a single time I suffered the next day from anything worse than lack of sleep. Usually by the time the sleepies set in I was ready to go home. | |
| me? I dunno... 2003-12-20, 8:43 am |
| dont be barfin' all over the toilet seat now | |
| enforcer 2003-12-20, 10:42 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
I've been doing a bit of Crimble celebrations tonight, think I had too many whisky chasers.
And I've got to climb ladders in the morning, bloody alcohol!!!
Here this may help
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward
ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house
training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of
face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and
textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal
limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was
them.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room
you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar. | |
| bearing 2003-12-20, 10:54 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by yanqui
Poor baby!
I used to drink a bit, and now I don't, but it doesn't upset me when people choose to do so, but why, when people drink too much, do they seek sympathy? That's like licking your finger and sticking it in a socket--why do you do it if you know the consequences will be unpleasant and you'll suffer? That's just dumb.
For a good portion of my almost-adult and adult life I imbibed. And I cannot think of a single time I suffered the next day from anything worse than lack of sleep. Usually by the time the sleepies set in I was ready to go home.
I was fine this morning, no sympathy seeking on my part when I wrote the post, I was just having trouble typing and found it quite amusing how long it was taking me to actually compose a post.
Nothing wrong with licking your finger and sticking it in a socket either(mind you I'd have to stick a screwdriver in the earth to open the neutral and live up first) especially in the states as you only have baby voltages over there. | |
| thecomeons 2003-12-20, 11:43 am |
| was it your staff-do or a half-hour xmas shopping and the rest of the evening in the bar?
just put £20 down on a new wedding ring for the wife. the ring she has doesn't fit with the engagement ring too great. i had to go to the pub for some bass to quell the nerves as i still have to wait until i get paid to pay for it. | |
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| [QUOTE]Originally posted by bearing
[B]Myself and a few mates decided to have a crimble meal at the local, good meal aswell but my guts are suffering with the combination of Marston's Pedigree, sprouts and stuffing. 
That'll be the sprouts then; always thought they were dodgy.
Nowt wrong with Pedigree, and as for stuffing well, can't enough of it. | |
| enforcer 2003-12-20, 5:03 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by Hippo
[QUOTE]Originally posted by bearing
[B] and as for stuffing well, can't enough of it.
Leave it enforcer, it's christmas, you know, goodwill to all men and that
Hmmmmm stuffing good will to all men, I'm sure there's a nice tasty innuendo in there somewhere | |
| MistyRing 2003-12-22, 5:31 am |
| I was forced to resort to violence on Saturday night after some bloke tried to grope my bird's arse (twice). Why do these dickheads always appear at xmas? The office night out/free booze combination just seems to much for some people to cope with. Anyway on the plus side he was so tanked that one good old fashioned punch in the face was all it took to send him flying. Long time since I've been in a bar brawl. Ah well gotta keep your hand in I suppose... | |
| enforcer 2003-12-22, 6:15 am |
| Sounds like all is well in Glasgow, nothing changes huh? | |
| MistyRing 2003-12-22, 6:24 am |
| Actually it was in Edinburgh. | |
| enforcer 2003-12-22, 7:27 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by MistyRing
Actually it was in Edinburgh.
Oh well that explains it then | |
| thecomeons 2003-12-22, 8:46 pm |
| the guy was probably looking for the tattoo | |
| enforcer 2003-12-23, 5:33 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
the guy was probably looking for the tattoo
So he wanted a threesome with a couple of lesbos? | |
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| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
I've been doing a bit of Crimble celebrations tonight, think I had too many whisky chasers.
and... what else is new? 
Do be careful on those ladders, bud. We kinda like having you around. | |
| thecomeons 2003-12-23, 9:41 pm |
| that's what we tell him anyway | |
| enforcer 2003-12-24, 7:23 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by freak
We kinda like having you around.
Yes we need someone to help bring a moral balance to the site | |
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| thecomeons 2003-12-24, 3:57 pm |
| i'm on beer rations. got driving to do on xmas day and boxing day. supposed to meet a guy 12 miles away the day after.
looks like i'll be on shandies. | |
| enforcer 2003-12-24, 4:36 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
looks like i'll be on shandies.
Hand? |
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