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Christmas Cookie Recipe courtesy of Jose C.
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| yanqui 2003-12-19, 10:35 am |
| Tequila Cookies
1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the
Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...
just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or
something. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the
stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
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| tembpoib 2003-12-19, 10:53 am |
| Marijuana / Pot Cookies
Ingredients
Aluminium Foil
Cookie sheet/baking tray
butter or oil
cookie dough, either pre-made or your own cookie dough mix
marijuana / hash / shake
Directions to make the marijuana / pot cookies
Take a decent size cookie worth of dough and make a flat pancake of it in your hand, be cautious not to make it too skinny.
Spread some oil or butter on one side of the dough Use a bud buster to grind up your marijuana / pot / shake / hash or chop it up very finely and place between .5g and 1g on the oiled side of the cookie.
Squish it all up so that the marijuana is on the inside.
Pre-heat your over to 350 degrees
Place all the marijuana cookies you plan to make on the aluminium foil and place on the cookie sheet in the pre-heated oven Cook for roughly 10-15 minutes depending on how large you make your marijuana cookies Take out your freshly cooked marijuana cookies and let them cool for a while.
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