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| Papiya 2003-12-09, 12:24 pm |
| I'm a left-liberal (unsurprisingly enough). According to the website: "Left-Liberals prefer self-government in personal matters and central decision-making on economics. They want government to serve the disadvantaged in the name of fairness. Leftists tolerate social diversity, but work for economic equality."
My Personal Self-Government Score is 100%.
My Economic Self-Government Score is 30%. | |
| enforcer 2003-12-09, 1:21 pm |
| Centrist on the Libertarian border.
Hope my passport is Valid. 
Your Personal Self-Government Score is 70%.
Your Economic Self-Government Score is 60%. | |
| Papiya 2003-12-09, 1:29 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Centrist on the Libertarian border.
Hope my passport is Valid.
Your Personal Self-Government Score is 70%.
Your Economic Self-Government Score is 60%.
I would have thought you would have done all your falling in pubs! | |
| enforcer 2003-12-09, 5:47 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by Papiya
I would have thought you would have done all your falling in pubs!
Let me bring your attention to this beer troubleshooting guide
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward
ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house
training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of
face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and
textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal
limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was
them.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room
you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar. | |
| Papiya 2003-12-09, 5:52 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Let me bring your attention to this beer troubleshooting guide
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward
ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house
training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of
face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and
textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal
limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was
them.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room
you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
Now there's a man who knows his way around a pub! | |
| enforcer 2003-12-09, 5:56 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by Papiya
Now there's a man who knows his way around a pube
Whats the fall ratio for a cunning linguist? | |
| Papiya 2003-12-09, 6:22 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Whats the fall ratio for a cunning linguist?
Pretty high, depending on how many tongues he can manage. | |
| yanqui 2003-12-11, 9:08 am |
| On my butt or on my face, depends on where I'm hit from. | |
| enforcer 2003-12-11, 11:28 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by yanqui
On my butt or on my face, depends on where I'm hit from.
Would I notice the difference?
j/king 
TAXI! | |
| ChrisDfer 2003-12-11, 1:14 pm |
| What a joke. If you need some webscript to tell you what political alignment you are then perhaps you should do us all a favour stop breathing. | |
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| yanqui 2003-12-18, 10:07 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Would I notice the difference?
j/king
TAXI!
On most days, unless you're really blind drunk. Although there were a few days in the past few weeks when the flu ran through our whole family, I'm not sure I could tell the difference myself.
Just to be sure, I wear rings on my fingers and shoes on my feet. The shoes are connected to the extremities that lead to my butt, the fingers are connected to the ones that lead pretty close to my head.
Now you can tell if I'm walking on my hands. |
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