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| enforcer 2003-09-26, 4:42 am |
| Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms, keeping the same tag-line............
Sainsbury's Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!) | |
| Particle 2003-09-26, 8:34 am |
| Absolutely fantastic.
I'm going to be re-thinking all advertising slogans now. | |
| Forsaken 2003-09-26, 8:40 am |
| Timex - takes a lickin and keeps on ticken.
Secret..strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
ford..have you driven it lately?
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| Tennman 2003-09-26, 8:55 am |
| That is a real hoot, enforcer | |
| jeff_j_black 2003-09-26, 10:05 am |
| I was going to market a line of underwear called Skidz:
The slogan:
'You know you are wearing the right underwear because of the Skidz mark.' | |
| me? I dunno... 2003-09-26, 10:58 am |
| Skidz for kids? | |
| jeff_j_black 2003-09-26, 5:29 pm |
| Boys and girls of all ages, show us your Skidz mark!
Damn, I could put spin on a boulder! | |
| Deja-vue 2003-09-26, 5:33 pm |
| Camouflage Condoms – she can’t see when you’re coming.
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| Tennman 2003-09-26, 6:23 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by Deja-vue
Camouflage Condoms – she can’t see when you’re coming.
LOL! | |
| Webmaster 2003-12-26, 10:46 am |
| Ford one: built tough
GM one: Like a rock | |
| thecomeons 2003-12-26, 12:30 pm |
| alien - in space no one can hear you scream
martini - anytime anyplace anywhere | |
| enforcer 2003-12-26, 7:46 pm |
| Star Trek - To boldy go, where no man has gone before | |
| crane550 2003-12-27, 12:44 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Star Trek - To boldy go, where no man has gone before
that upset my stomach. 
walmart- always
i like the one we had at the boat shop i worked at
coos bay marine - dont get soaked. | |
| jimbo2002 2003-12-27, 11:35 am |
| German car manufacturer, "Vorsprung durch technik", catchy huh?....Not. |
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