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| enforcer 2003-11-26, 4:55 am |
| George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says
"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"
The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
George Bush thought a while and then said:
"How about a Principality then?"
To which the Queen replied
"Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".
Bush thought long and hard and came up with
"How about an Empire then?"
the Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies
"Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
Now where did I put my coat? | |
| Papiya 2003-11-26, 7:45 am |
| I'll bet her farted in her presence, too. Actually Wu Tingfang I think, a Chinese diplomat to America in the early 20th century, suggested that the president of America be called an "Emperor". It was not adopted. | |
| ruscorp 2003-11-26, 11:41 am |
| At least he didn't blow chunks like his dad.  | |
| azimuth40 2003-11-26, 5:30 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".
Now where did I put my coat?
What are you trying to say enforcer> Is this confusion at work again or the wierd ramblings of someone on a bender.  following your logic Bush is no count To be a country you have to have a count or is that count with a silent "o" in charge. I guess it is all in your pronunciation of country. | |
| ChrisDfer 2003-11-26, 6:41 pm |
| I want a cunt-tree. | |
| Tech Ranger 2003-11-27, 12:55 am |
| Twat did you say? | |
| MistyRing 2003-11-28, 9:29 am |
| chicks universally hate the C-word for some reason... | |
| enforcer 2003-11-28, 10:07 am |
| What? Commitment? I thought it was the men who were afraid of that | |
| Hippo 2003-11-28, 10:31 am |
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Originally posted by MistyRing
chicks universally hate the C-word for some reason...
The medical/biological word for it, begining with V ain't much better either. What were those Latin speaking physicians on when they coined that one.
Girlies tend to call it 'my Mary' - for some reason, or pussy seems a favourite. I have heard it called, in rap lyrics, 'my cha-cha'
Whatever. Can you imagine calling some toss head of a bloke, 'you f***ing V'. Nah. didn't think so.
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| MistyRing 2003-11-28, 10:44 am |
| feck. i used knock about with this bird who called it her 'flower'. i mean, c'mon!! | |
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| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
George Bush met The Queen
I hope he headbutted her, Mr Bean style |
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