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| enforcer 2003-11-24, 6:11 pm |
| Martin Johnson, Richard Hill and Johnny Wilkinson are standing before
God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says;
"before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you
believe in."
Addressing Johnson first he asks, "what do you believe?"
Johnson looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Rugby to be
the food
of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the
grim North to the bright lights of Twickenham. I have devoted my life to
bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club."
God looks up and offers Johnson the seat to his left.
He then turns to Hill, "and you, Dicky, what do you believe?" Hill
stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the
fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a
living embodiment of these traits."
God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Hill the seat to his
right.
Finally, he turns to Wilkinson, "and you, Johnny, what do you believe?"
"I believe..." says Wilkinson "...you're sitting in my seat" | |
| ruscorp 2003-11-24, 6:56 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Martin Johnson, Richard Hill and Johnny Wilkinson are standing before
God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says;
"before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you
believe in."
Addressing Johnson first he asks, "what do you believe?"
Johnson looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Rugby to be
the food
of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the
grim North to the bright lights of Twickenham. I have devoted my life to
bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club."
God looks up and offers Johnson the seat to his left.
He then turns to Hill, "and you, Dicky, what do you believe?" Hill
stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the
fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a
living embodiment of these traits."
God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Hill the seat to his
right.
Finally, he turns to Wilkinson, "and you, Johnny, what do you believe?"
"I believe..." says Wilkinson "...you're sitting in my seat"
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| enforcer 2003-11-25, 7:56 am |
| I want you too, baby  | |
| Tech Ranger 2003-11-25, 8:29 am |
| What is Rugby? | |
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| quote:
Originally posted by Tech Ranger
What is Rugby?
A game played by REAL men, with odd shaped balls. | |
| Papiya 2003-11-25, 8:42 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Tech Ranger
What is Rugby?
Kind of a cross between basketball and football. Cricket is more fun to watch. | |
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| quote:
Originally posted by Papiya
Kind of a cross between basketball and football. Cricket is more fun to watch.
Did you say, 'cricket'. Medicine for insomniacs, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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| azimuth40 2003-11-25, 8:57 am |
| I am a real man and don't play rugby . I have been standing in front of the mirror trying to figure out the odd shaped balls part. Did these mates get kicked too many times? | |
| Tech Ranger 2003-11-25, 9:05 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Hippo
A game played by REAL men, with odd shaped balls.
So, it's not for the testicularly normal. | |
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| bearing 2003-11-25, 10:41 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Tech Ranger
What is Rugby?
It's a town not too far from Coventry. | |
| ruscorp 2003-11-25, 11:13 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
It's a town not too far from Coventry.
Actually, it's off of Route 2 in North Dakota. | |
| bearing 2003-11-25, 11:16 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Actually, it's off of Route 2 in North Dakota.
Actually it was a town near Coventry while your country was solely populated by geezers wielding bow and arrows, so there.  | |
| ruscorp 2003-11-25, 11:20 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Actually it was a town near Coventry while your country was solely populated by geezers wielding bow and arrows, so there.
Bearing Peak is actually in Nevada. | |
| bearing 2003-11-25, 11:26 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Bearing Peak is actually in Nevada.
Bizarre, theres also a hill/mountain in Scotland with the same name as mine. | |
| ruscorp 2003-11-25, 11:39 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Bizarre, theres also a hill/mountain in Scotland with the same name as mine.
Was he there?
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| enforcer 2003-11-25, 11:39 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Actually it was a town near Coventry while your country was solely populated by geezers wielding bow and arrows, so there.
I think there was the odd female of the species as well, I think they called them 'um squaw' | |
| ruscorp 2003-11-25, 11:43 am |
| god has returned lassy. | |
| Papiya 2003-11-25, 2:28 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
I think there was the odd female of the species as well, I think they called them 'um squaw'
There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin. One slept on an elk skin and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. | |
| azimuth40 2003-11-25, 4:51 pm |
| Is that a math joke? I hated math jokes in university. | |
| Papiya 2003-11-25, 5:02 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by azimuth40
Is that a math joke? I hated math jokes in university.
How about this one:
Q. What did the constipated mathematician do?
A. Worked it out with a pencil.
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| enforcer 2003-11-25, 7:20 pm |
| Urgh, and my maths teacher told me to always show my working out.  | |
| bearing 2003-11-26, 3:55 am |
| Papiya please go and sit outside of the headmasters office and while you're waiting to see him reflect on those awful jokes you've just subjected us to.  | |
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Originally posted by Papiya
There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin. One slept on an elk skin and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
Such is the potency of a Hippo, eh?  | |
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| enforcer 2003-11-26, 7:55 am |
| what word do all the mathematicians on the Isle of Wight spell wrong? | |
| Papiya 2003-11-26, 7:57 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
what word do all the mathematicians on the Isle of Weight spell wrong?
Why would a mathematician live on the Isle of Weight? | |
| MistyRing 2003-11-28, 10:37 am |
| Isn't Parkhurst on the IoW? That would explain a lot. |
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