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Are you a pedafile? Test
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| Papiya 2003-10-21, 8:41 am |
| All this proves is that underage girls can have bigger tits than above-18 girls. | |
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| TITS! Did you say tits? Oh my, oh my. 
Hippo
(Is having a crazy day. That just made me smile  ) | |
| ruscorp 2003-10-21, 10:25 am |
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Originally posted by Hippo
TITS! Did you say tits? Oh my, oh my.
Yep, I heard TITS! It's the word of the day! Don't you just love 'em! | |
| mindmesh 2003-10-21, 10:39 am |
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Originally posted by ruscorp
Yep, I heard TITS! It's the word of the day! Don't you just love 'em!
Much better then Teets.. | |
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| thebonzodog 2003-10-21, 11:24 am |
| One would presume his wife has breasts.
Sorry, TITS.
One word I hate: bosom. | |
| ruscorp 2003-10-21, 11:27 am |
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Originally posted by thebonzodog
One word I hate: bosox.
Yes, The Boston RedSoxs do suck. Thanks for adding.  | |
| Hippo 2003-10-21, 11:30 am |
| Yep. Me is married, but it don't stop me liking boobies.
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| Papiya 2003-10-21, 11:32 am |
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Originally posted by Hippo
Yep. Me is married, but it don't stop me liking boobies.
Give me a call if you come to Kolkata. | |
| ruscorp 2003-10-21, 12:08 pm |
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Originally posted by Papiya
Give me a call if you come to Kolkata.
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| Hippo 2003-10-21, 12:13 pm |
| Booking my flight ticket now  | |
| Papiya 2003-10-21, 12:35 pm |
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| darthfeces 2003-10-21, 1:07 pm |
| i'm married
3 kids
i like boobies
i failed
doh !!! | |
| Papiya 2003-10-21, 1:15 pm |
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Originally posted by darthfeces
i'm married
3 kids
i like boobies
i failed
doh !!!
Oh dear . . . if marriage hasn't cured you, then nothing will! | |
| ruscorp 2003-10-21, 1:22 pm |
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Originally posted by darthfeces
i'm married
3 kids
i like boobies
i failed
doh !!!
I hear Montel is having a show about that next week. | |
| Tennman 2003-10-21, 10:44 pm |
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Originally posted by ruscorp
Yep, I heard TITS! It's the word of the day! Don't you just love 'em!
Yes I do! | |
| Tennman 2003-10-21, 10:53 pm |
| I remember when I was about 25, I mat this girl at a bar and we hit it off and I took her back to my place and made love to her and afterwards she told me that she was 16 and I like to have had a heart attack. This girl could pass off as 24 or 25 anytime. I just could believe it. | |
| azimuth40 2003-10-22, 3:54 am |
| Once is an accident if it was in a over 21 bar. On the other hand I used to know a woman who always looked underage. At 27 she started to go the the high schools passing as 16 and pick up boys just to prove that she could. She had this back seat of a car fetish. I lost contact with her over the years, maybe they finally caught her. | |
| ruscorp 2003-10-22, 11:04 am |
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Originally posted by Tennman
I remember when I was about 25, I mat this girl at a bar and we hit it off and I took her back to my place and made love to her and afterwards she told me that she was 16 and I like to have had a heart attack. This girl could pass off as 24 or 25 anytime. I just could believe it.
I know girls who do that all the time. It makes me mad. Guy’s goto bars looking to mingle and wined up taking home daddy's little girl. | |
| bearing 2003-10-22, 11:51 am |
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Originally posted by ruscorp
wined up taking home daddy's little girl.
Wine em', Dine em'.... I'll leave the last bit to enforcer | |
| ruscorp 2003-10-22, 11:59 am |
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Originally posted by bearing
Wine em', Dine em'.... I'll leave the last bit to enforcer
enforcer should visit here.
I can assure you she is legal!
http://www.ruscorpx.org/test/jenna_sm.jpg | |
| rnrkenzie 2003-10-22, 1:46 pm |
| I failed bad!!! I said I would hit thim all! | |
| spanky111 2003-10-27, 5:06 am |
| What, do I smoothen feet? Is that *really* how you guys spell paedophile - from paed- (of or relating to children) and philos ( of love ). Hence words such as audiophile, (lover of music) or hydrophilic ( attracted to water, i.e unlike oily (hydrophobic) and water soluble ). Ped- means of the feet, hence PEDal or PEDestrian or biPEDal. It's really not a difficult language. I imagine you also spell lose as loose, and will henceforth refer to me as a looser [sic].
If you can't even grasp the basics of your first language, let alone have any social graces or respect for others (thank you for this crap in my work email) then how on earth is anyone supposed to believe you can handle configuring a secure Wireless LAN or become a successful DBA or understand parametric polymorphism (or whatever you're studying for)
I have to say if people with the poor command of language, and evident lack of intelligence as is shown in this thread are being certified in IT it's small wonder the market's full of repair jobs for people like me to come and clean up your code. Indeed, jobs employers are unwilling to pay for because in the downturn they don't want to lose the money they spent on fools like yourself in the past. I despair of you people. | |
| bearing 2003-10-27, 5:43 am |
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Originally posted by spanky111
fools like yourself
Are we going for singular or plural here?
'a fool like yourself' or 'fools like yourselves'
Just a small observation on your language skills.
Oh and the American spelling of Paedophile is Pedophile, just so you know. | |
| spanky111 2003-10-27, 5:49 am |
| There's nothing wrong with this. To refer to a non-specific group of fools in the past and liken them to an individual in present company is perfectly acceptable English.
[ love of feet? ] | |
| bearing 2003-10-27, 6:01 am |
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Originally posted by spanky111
There's nothing wrong with this. To refer to a non-specific group of fools in the past and liken them to an individual in present company is perfectly acceptable English.
[ love of feet? ]
May I kneel down at your feet and worship your wonderous intellect, in the hope that one day I may tread the same heights you have achieved.
Did you actually stop for a moment before typing your first post and think 'Maybe the Poster's first language isn't English, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt'?
No, you stepped in wearing your size ten boots and probably managed to alienate yourself from the other members of this forum in the process(remember no one likes a clever dick), I hope you enjoyed your time here. | |
| spanky111 2003-10-27, 6:06 am |
| What possible use would I have for ingratiating myself with people who jam up a site that's supposed to be a certification and training resource with puerile rubbish? I get enough spam. I don't need any more. It does the site no credit and yourselves no credit. If you're somehow expecting to make me feel small by informing me I've alienated myself from people who appear to have the sophistication of schoolboys, then you're very much mistaken. | |
| bearing 2003-10-27, 6:22 am |
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Originally posted by spanky111
What possible use would I have for ingratiating myself with people who jam up a site that's supposed to be a certification and training resource with puerile rubbish? I get enough spam. I don't need any more. It does the site no credit and yourselves no credit. If you're somehow expecting to make me feel small by informing me I've alienated myself from people who appear to have the sophistication of schoolboys, then you're very much mistaken.
Then why post?
If you don't like the emails you receive then just discontinue your membership from here, it's as simple as that.
I was not the one making someone feel small, you made that your objective from the start by making your first post an attack on a longstanding member of this forum. Belittling him and his use of English was certainly not the way to put over your feelings about receiving 'spam' from this site. | |
| spanky111 2003-10-27, 6:43 am |
| I posted initially because I was annoyed about receiving trash in my mail through a site I imagined to be professionally focused. I'm not saying there's no place for this sort of thing, I'm saying I would have thought it better placed on an adolescent message board or a-joke-a-day.com or something of the ilk. I didn't expect it to be this site. I was also struck by the general low level of intelligence this thread (and other headlines from the newsletter) displayed. Given that I came to this site in search of advice geared towards acquiring some good professional credentials I subsequently imagined it would be unlikely I'd receive any intelligent advice from those who'd rather giggle about child abuse like schoolboys comparing penis sizes. So I'm not staying.
I don't think my expectations are unreasonable to ask of a certification site.
Regards | |
| bearing 2003-10-27, 7:24 am |
| What you have to remember is that this site is used by a wide range of ages, so yes sometimes things can be a bit adolescent, but if you don't want to be part of those threads there is no need to enter them. There are many other threads going on throughought the board that are Certification specific and are technically biased, you may be of greta help in those areas, it would be a shame to base your thoughts of this site on just the general discussion forum.
A lot of the 'humorous' posts on here are down to people winding down after hard studying or a hard day at work and are not meant to be taken seriously.
So just browse around the rest of the site, you may find you'll find something to really get your teeth into, you don't even need to step foot in the general discussions forum, hell you might even drop your guard and end up joining in with some of the 'toilet humour'  | |
| enforcer 2003-10-27, 7:28 am |
| Although quite humourous, I don't think this is quite the subject we want to make fun of on this forum.
Also thread has detoriated into an argument.
therefore closing. |
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