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Little boy at the circus
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| enforcer 2003-10-17, 7:27 am |
| A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus, and by
chance, their seats were next to the elephant pen. When his father left
to
buy popcorn, the boy piped up, "Mom, what's that long thing on the
elephant?"
"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.
"No, not that."
"Oh, that's the elephant's tail."
"No, Mom. Down underneath."
His mother blushed and said, "Oh, that's nothing."
Pretty soon the father returned, and the mother went off to get a soft
drink. As soon as she had left the boy repeated his question.
"That's the elephant's trunk, son."
"Dad, I know what an elephant's trunk is. The thing at the other end."
"Oh, that's the elephant's tail."
"No. Down there."
The father took a good look and explained, "That's the elephant's
penis."
"Dad, how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?"
The man took a deep breath and replied, "Son, I've spoiled that woman." | |
| Papiya 2003-10-17, 7:29 am |
| Anybody willing to spoil me?  | |
| MistyRing 2003-10-17, 8:37 am |
| Don't think I could compete with an elephant. Anyone got a hamster? | |
| mindmesh 2003-10-17, 9:40 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by MistyRing
Don't think I could compete with an elephant. Anyone got a hamster?
Isn't that illegal in the UK? | |
| yanqui 2003-10-17, 11:02 am |
| New methods for animal husbandry. | |
| enforcer 2003-10-17, 11:44 am |
| Animal lovers, beware your activities may be illegal |
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