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| ChrisDfer 2003-10-16, 8:34 pm |
| What is the best method of disposing of a murder weapon? What about a body that is around 250lbs? Also does anyone know of cheap flights going to Mexico? | |
| ruscorp 2003-10-16, 8:37 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ChrisDfer
What is the best method of disposing of a murder weapon? What about a body that is around 250lbs? Also does anyone know of cheap flights going to Mexico?
Have you ever rented Blow or Goodfellas? | |
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| Bury the body under tons of concrete at a nearby freeway construction site and eat the gun - with some fava beans and a little Chianti.
OR
Eat the body - with a few fava beans and a little Chianti and bury the gun under tons of concrete at a nearby freeway construction site.
Can't help you cheap flights to Mexico - sorry.
Hippo
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| Tech Ranger 2003-10-16, 9:59 pm |
| 5 minutes from my house are experts in this realm, both from the Russian community and the Italians. Ruscorp lives near where many of my neighbors throw their unwanted things. | |
| Hippo 2003-10-17, 12:52 am |
| Or ACID. Loads of it. Still no joy with flights to Mexico.
Did you gone and moider someone then, Chris?
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| ChrisDfer 2003-10-17, 1:08 am |
| *looks at Me? I dunno with an evil grin*
Remember the last canadian that pissed me off? What was his name ummmmm Denis Barasomething-or-other, no one has seen him in over a year. | |
| peterd 2003-10-17, 3:35 am |
| Hi Guys,
having recently watched the film "Snatch", apparently a small number of pigs can devour a human body in a few hours.
Bearing in mind that the guys who write plot-lines for books/films, etc, usually do some research before writing, I think it's a good idea to look out for usefull tips for the future in any film or TV programme.
In a recent episode of CSI it was mentioned that the thinner type of latex glove still allows fingerprints through. This could be a bullpoo point inserted into the programme to sound good but if I was thinking of comitting a crime I'd be sure to wear thick latex gloves or at least two pairs of thin ones...
Regards
Peter | |
| enforcer 2003-10-17, 5:00 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ChrisDfer
What is the best method of disposing of a murder weapon? What about a body that is around 250lbs? Also does anyone know of cheap flights going to Mexico?
One of the best weapons to use is ice, in the form of a dagger, because it would melt after you had used it.
Put the body in the morgue.
Cheaper flights to mexico, see hooligan
quote:
Originally posted by peterd
Bearing in mind that the guys who write plot-lines for books/films, etc, usually do some research before writing, I think it's a good idea to look out for usefull tips for the future in any film or TV programme.
Didn't know bearing wrote film scripts. | |
| Papiya 2003-10-17, 7:31 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ChrisDfer
What is the best method of disposing of a murder weapon? What about a body that is around 250lbs? Also does anyone know of cheap flights going to Mexico?
1. Depends on the murder weapon.
2. Eat it.
3. No. | |
| MistyRing 2003-10-17, 8:31 am |
| 1. See 2.
2. Do you live anywhere near the Everglades? Apparently if you chuck a body in there the Alligators will dispose if it for you within 8 hours, leaving absolutely no trace whatsoever.
3. www.cheapflights.com | |
| mindmesh 2003-10-17, 9:49 am |
| I've been trained in the art of torture and not body disposal, but I wouldn't suggest eating it. Human meat is a little bitter. I'd say burn it. Dig a hole deep in the woods and make it at least 6 feet deep ( in ground not in woods). Fill it about 2 feet with sticks and flamables, then put the body in the center. Cover the rest. Coat with gasoline or some other flamable material and light it up. If it's deep enough in the woods noone will know, or by the time they get there then it will be too late and any evidence should be gone. You can get a cheap flight to CA on I-Jet. I think its about $79 from NY to CA. You can cross the border there for about another $30. Pack light you don't want to look supisious. | |
| ruscorp 2003-10-17, 11:31 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by MistyRing
3. www.cheapflights.com
One pharse for you:
"Dept. of Homeland Security" | |
| Stizzy 2003-10-17, 1:03 pm |
| no one has ever seen the movie snatch??
you get rid of bodies by either having a pig farm or knowing someone with a pig farm. i think pigs will even eat the gun. when i worked at a restaurant we had a pig slop bucket.....i was a dish boy so it was my job to throw all the excess food in there. other things did get in there too.....and i'm sure the pigs didn't mind eating it. as for cheap flights...dont' bother with mexico....just come to texas, it's legal to kill here if a guy looks at you funny.  | |
| ChrisDfer 2003-10-17, 2:36 pm |
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Originally posted by peterd
I was thinking of comitting a crime I'd be sure to wear thick latex gloves or at least two pairs of thin ones...
I get allergic reactions with latex. When I went in for my physical the doctor checked for hemriods and told me I had a outbreak of latex rashes all over. I then told him I feel and slipped and fell into a box of latex gloves. | |
| Tech Ranger 2003-10-17, 10:01 pm |
| When my doctor put on his latex gloves and proceeded to point his index finger at my rear, I asked him to use 2 fingers. He asked, "Why?". I responded, "Because I'd like a second opinion". | |
| mindmesh 2003-10-18, 11:23 am |
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Originally posted by Tech Ranger
When my doctor put on his latex gloves and proceeded to point his index finger at my rear, I asked him to use 2 fingers. He asked, "Why?". I responded, "Because I'd like a second opinion".
You sure it wasn't for the added excitement? | |
| ruscorp 2003-10-18, 3:30 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by mindmesh
You sure it wasn't for the added excitement?
You sure the doctor wasn't enforcer "MCSE" or mikop the "gimp"? | |
| thecomeons 2003-10-19, 5:12 am |
| have you tried encasing the bodies of your dead with wax and opened up your own wax museum? the gun could easily be used as an exhibit. buy your flight to mexico with the money you make in your first year. | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-10-19, 8:28 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ChrisDfer
What is the best method of disposing of a murder weapon? What about a body that is around 250lbs? Also does anyone know of cheap flights going to Mexico?
Why Mexico? they could deport you back to the States to stand trial. You best bet would be Havana Cuba if you have lots of Money.
Fly to the Bahamas and get the Cuba flight that leaves once a day. | |
| MistyRing 2003-10-19, 8:51 am |
| Syria is nice this time of year... | |
| ruscorp 2003-10-19, 4:15 pm |
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Originally posted by MistyRing
Syria is nice this time of year...
Doesn't matter what time of year is there. You still ain't coming out alive. | |
| tkelley91 2003-10-20, 10:12 am |
| Some simple tips:
1. Disposing of the body - DO NOT dispose of the body all in one place - it may take longer to get rid of the body but trying to get law enforcement from multiple regions and different level to co-operate when they don't even know who to co-operate with or why is impossible - also dispose of identifying marks on the body, fingerprints, teeth etc. Mindmesh's idea was good, but do it in about three different locations with miscellaneous body part. Separate the locations by many different levels of law enforcement and make sure you have no ties to the area (don’t go down the road from grandma’s farm)
2. Disposing of the murder weapon - Well this is easy depending on the weapon and the same format applies as disposing of the body - if it is a firearm first file off ALL numbers and marking. Next remove the barrel and sabotage it in some way (crush it, melt down some copper and lead and fill the barrel then let it harden in the barrel, no ballistics makes it harder to get a conviction) dispose of disassembled parts by using duct tape and your local train tracks (wait for a slow moving train to come by and slap a piece to a box car (the duct tape will give way after about three to ten hours depending on how dirty the spot you stuck it to was, dropping the piece somewhere un-known, repeat with trains heading different directions). If the weapon was a knife hopefully you were smart enough to buy a cheap one from a local flea market that are a dime a dozen, impossible to track and can be broken into pieces easily. Rivers are also good for disposing of pieces (body or weapons) but not the same one and never around populated areas.
3. Getting gout of the country…well don’t go to Mexico…go a little further south and you might be able to find work with a drug cartel or something.
P.S. this is strictly for academic purposes only! | |
| enforcer 2003-10-21, 4:43 am |
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Originally posted by mindmesh
You sure it wasn't for the added excrement?
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