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| Stizzy 2003-10-11, 10:16 pm |
| found this online....you can check it out below or go here netadmin
and heres another one i thought was amusing
morenetadmin
if anyones posted these, my apologies.....if not then enjoy 
Network Admins Philosophy-----
1. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity but not necessarily in that order.
2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
3. Money can't buy happiness...But it sure makes misery easier to live with..
4. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.
5. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than bad news. (Douglas Adams)
6. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. (2 XXX Jones)
7. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
8. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. (Also listed in the Hackerman's Code)
9. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test you will forget where you live.
10. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
11. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
12. Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
13. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
14. Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.
15. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.
16. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
17. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
18. Law of Dispersal Probability : Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
19. If it is true that we are what we eat then everyone must be fast, cheap and easy!!!!!! | |
| jimbo2002 2003-10-12, 1:24 pm |
| Yes, I liked that one stizzy. | |
| Stizzy 2003-10-12, 5:48 pm |
| thanks jimbo....the site has quite a few amusing articles  | |
| prezbedard 2003-10-12, 5:51 pm |
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12. Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
Yes but you can fall through it | |
| Stizzy 2003-10-12, 6:14 pm |
| ahhh yes...the old falling through the floor...it's always fun 
you can also fall UP stairs....yes you heard that right....i saw a friend do it. i couldn't believe my eyes. he was pretty heavy so when he tripped i think the momentum just carried him up. good ol times | |
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| Stizzy 2003-10-12, 6:27 pm |
| if someone you're helping pisses you off....just tell them that the answer to their questions is here:
hereitis | |
| ruscorp 2003-10-12, 8:17 pm |
| Hehe, very funny. | |
| Stizzy 2003-10-12, 9:28 pm |
| prez...are there more of these people? the ones that fall up stairs....i have yet to do this...i feel so alone | |
| prezbedard 2003-10-12, 9:41 pm |
| at least its not from the site that keeps opening new browser windows. | |
| Tennman 2003-10-12, 10:19 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by prezbedard
Yes but you can fall through it
you know! you got a point there | |
| thecomeons 2003-10-13, 4:46 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Stizzy
you can also fall UP stairs
i've fallen upstairs several times. getting out of bed, getting out of the bath, getting up off the lav. i've fallen during several of these. | |
| bearing 2003-10-13, 9:23 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
i've fallen upstairs several times. getting out of bed, getting out of the bath, getting up off the lav. i've fallen during several of these.
Would you call the rooms in that Dublin Hotel(I use the term loosely) upstairs? If so then yes I've also fallen upstairs. I blame the alcohol or maybe it was the kebab. | |
| thecomeons 2003-10-13, 11:34 am |
| i thought it had to do with you removing one shoe and throwing it at the trannys that made a pass at you, and the fact that you had to return to leeds/bradford with one leg longer than tut other. | |
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| thecomeons 2003-10-14, 6:05 am |
| since when did stafford have an airport? the only things that fly around there are those things around the cow dung | |
| ruscorp 2003-10-14, 11:52 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
since when did stafford have an airport? the only things that fly around there are those things around the cow dung
Sort of like Boston huh? | |
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| thecomeons 2003-10-15, 4:39 am |
| yup. that looks like the hills and dales around staffs alright. | |
| Particle 2003-10-15, 8:01 am |
| It looks a bit bigger than the last time I was there. I didn't know Stafford was where the Government were going to build all the new houses they've been talking about. | |
| thecomeons 2003-10-16, 3:56 am |
| most of them are brothels for the sheep. | |
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| djmaplethorpe 2003-10-16, 5:40 pm |
| No to change the subject, but I'm with ya on the SOX. My mariners choked again, tonights the night!!!
djm | |
| prezbedard 2003-10-16, 7:16 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by djmaplethorpe
No to change the subject, but I'm with ya on the SOX. My mariners choked again, tonights the night!!!
djm
My Man!! |
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