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Who's Report Card Is This?
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| rnrkenzie 2003-10-11, 2:30 pm |
| Who's Report Card Is This?
I attacked and took over two countries.
I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).
I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in UShistory (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US
history.
I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me 15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest
multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.)
I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one letter away from BS).
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).
I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. | |
| ruscorp 2003-10-11, 4:15 pm |
| Damm Jimmy Carter! | |
| Tennman 2003-10-11, 5:30 pm |
| No it's not Jimmy, it's Bill Cliton or however you spell his name. | |
| Tarzanboy 2003-10-11, 5:30 pm |
| When something positive comes around, it's someone else's doing.
When something negative comes around, it's the President's fault.
It was that way when Gerald Ford took office, still that way now.
Cheers,
TB | |
| KiwiPete 2003-10-12, 3:06 pm |
| [QUOTE]Originally posted by rnrkenzie
Help me!
me? I dunno... has taken over my body.
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| rnrkenzie 2003-10-12, 5:49 pm |
| Don't get me wrong I love this country..I just don't like GB I was in total support of when we bombed Afganastan and als for taking Sasman Insane out of office. But the fact that he has lied about so many things and has putting into motion so many things that risk our personal rights. I feel he has used 9-11 as a huge excuse to police our own people. We were not the terrost they were. Police them not us. Take away there rite to even cross our borders period. turn their Country to a parking lot for all I care.. But don't start turning on our own people thats BS | |
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Originally posted by rnrkenzie
We were not the terrost they were. Police them not us. But don't start turning on our own people thats BS
Mcvey and Oaklahoma, Branch Davidian in Waco Texas, Bombing in California in support of Aniaml Rights.
And that's just the *white christian americans*, how do you wish to deal with other aspect? deport them all? because your right is infringed?
you still have the right to b*tch about it don't you?
most secretive ever? eeeer what was JFK doing in the cuban missle crisis? who is Hoover, how does he utilize the mob? comeon, stop talking out of your ahole. | |
| KiwiPete 2003-10-12, 6:55 pm |
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Originally posted by mikop
comeon, stop talking out of your ahole.
Don't talk to thecomeons like that.
He's a nice guy.
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| thecomeons 2003-10-13, 4:51 am |
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Originally posted by Tennman
it's Bill Cliton
bill clit-on, should team up with michael bolt-on. | |
| thecomeons 2003-10-13, 4:52 am |
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Originally posted by KiwiPete
Don't talk to thecomeons like that.
He's a nice guy.
i've never been to nice. spent a few days at disneyland, near paris, if that counts. | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-10-13, 5:59 am |
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Originally posted by rnrkenzie
Don't get me wrong I love this country..I just don't like GB
What? Even After Great Britain stuck by you after 9/11. I mean have you even been to GB?
I dont think you can blame the bad economy on George though, that was going down the toilet well before the 'election'. | |
| enforcer 2003-10-13, 7:25 am |
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Originally posted by thecomeons
i've never been to nice. spent a few days at disneyland, near paris, if that counts.
No Counts in Paris, try Florida, plenty of re-counts there.
quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
I dont think you can blame the bad economy on George though, he was going down the toilet well before the 'erection'.
Yeah but he shouldn't have got it out for the policeman though. | |
| bearing 2003-10-13, 9:15 am |
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Originally posted by thecomeons
i've never been to nice. spent a few days at disneyland, near paris, if that counts.
I think he was referring to them biscuits covered in sugar. | |
| Tennman 2003-10-13, 10:09 am |
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Originally posted by thecomeons
bill clit-on, should team up with michael bolt-on.
ROFL | |
| MistyRing 2003-10-14, 10:14 am |
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I think he was referring to them biscuits covered in sugar.
Whatever happened to Abbey Crunch? | |
| enforcer 2003-10-14, 2:05 pm |
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Originally posted by MistyRing
Whatever happened to Abbey Crunch?
She left school at 16, and got herself a job as a waitress in a cocktail bar, then came along this guy who picked her out, shook her up and turned her around. In fact turned her into something new.
Five years later she had the world at her feet, success had been so easy. But she longer wants that guy and wants to move on. | |
| ANDRONDA 2003-10-14, 9:26 pm |
| Some guy took the trouble to refute a lot of this, His 40+ page anaysis can be found at:
http://www.crossbearer.com/resume/The_Truth.pdf
After browsing through it I must say that the guy makes some very valid points. | |
| me? I dunno... 2003-10-14, 10:29 pm |
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After browsing through it I must say that the guy makes some very valid points.
just curious, which points are those? | |
| thecomeons 2003-10-15, 4:40 am |
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Originally posted by me? I dunno...
just curious, whos pants are those?
ruscie's? | |
| enforcer 2003-10-15, 5:08 am |
| farley's | |
| ANDRONDA 2003-10-15, 7:15 pm |
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Originally posted by me? I dunno...
just curious, which points are those?
Truth be told, most of what is on the report card either is not under the control of the President, or is not verified, or is just plain false.
There are legitimate issues to speak up on mainly relating to foreign policy. No one needs to make up things in order to be critical. There are legitimate issues. | |
| rnrkenzie 2003-10-16, 2:45 am |
| ANDRONDA, thanks for the link.
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| ANDRONDA 2003-10-16, 8:27 am |
| No problem. I don't think it is right to tell half-truths about someone. |
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