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| mrfixit 2003-08-12, 10:36 am |
| Real Newspaper Ads in New York Times
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER BE
A REWARD.
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
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HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER &DRYER $300.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
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OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE &DONUTS.
(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica -- no longer
needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything. | |
| thecomeons 2003-08-12, 7:22 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by mrfixit
HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
lol | |
| Tennman 2003-08-13, 11:21 pm |
| LMAO! | |
| Papiya 2003-10-30, 11:35 am |
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| ruscorp 2003-10-30, 12:35 pm |
| That's funny. Anyone ever send them to Leno for "Headlines" on Monday's? | |
| enforcer 2003-10-30, 1:03 pm |
| FOR SALE
Lifesaver, comes complete with a lifetime warranty. | |
| theguy 2003-10-30, 1:25 pm |
| Those are awesome. | |
| student615 2003-10-30, 8:01 pm |
| Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. | |
| student615 2003-10-30, 8:01 pm |
| Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. | |
| prezbedard 2003-10-30, 9:42 pm |
| funny stuff and stupid people! |
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