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| MartyMcFly 2003-01-28, 11:56 am |
| Mary's lamb had foot and mouth
Her cow had BSE
But Mary was a little slut
And gave them HIV
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you d!ckhead."
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's XXX
and turned it's wool to nylon
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little franky.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money. | |
| heuristic 2003-01-28, 12:43 pm |
| Were these read to you as a child Marty? | |
| MartyMcFly 2003-01-28, 3:30 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by heuristic
Were these read to you as a child Marty?
They will be | |
| Shadowwraith 2003-01-28, 3:31 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by heuristic
Were these read to you as a child Marty?
It's called Andrew Dice Clay
the man with the plan. | |
| sasquatchmann 2003-01-29, 2:27 am |
| Hickory Dickory Dock,
Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one..
and the other two got away with minor injuries,
Hickory Dickory Dock. | |
| Mr. Linux Guy 2003-01-29, 7:32 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Shadowwraith
It's called Andrew Dice Clay
the man with the plan.
Andrew Nice Clay? |
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