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Does it hurt when you are beheaded?
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| Mr. Linux Guy 2003-01-17, 11:25 am |
| Sounds better than many other ways that I can think of to die. Quicker, anyhow. | |
| WPFossil 2003-01-17, 1:59 pm |
| Does it hurt when you are beheaded?
A. only at first
B. only if you are a chicken
C. tremendously
D. it's a pain in the neck
E. quite painless, effective weight loss method | |
| everetjo 2003-01-17, 2:04 pm |
| be wary of articles from new scientist.com
sooner or later they will ask you if you've given any thought to your afterlife.. | |
| tom45 2003-01-17, 10:46 pm |
| Does it really matter, with your head in a basket, or just rolling around on the ground, I personally don't think it would matter at that point in time......O.K. probably not !! | |
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| After the beheading, do you think that for a split second you might be able to look back up at your lifeless body and at the beheader? | |
| Mr. Linux Guy 2003-01-18, 7:13 am |
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Originally posted by Rcj2
After the beheading, do you think that for a split second you might be able to look back up at your lifeless body and at the beheader?
I hope so, but you probably wouldn't be able to flip him the bird one last time. | |
| onoski 2003-01-18, 8:27 am |
| What a shame haven't you guys and gal have anything more relevant to discuss, well especially in this general discussion thread. I find this topic somewhat useless and people trying to make a joke out of it. | |
| Mr. Linux Guy 2003-01-18, 8:30 am |
| Excuse us for our immaturity, but no one is forcing you to read it. | |
| cruss575 2003-01-18, 1:07 pm |
| personally, I think it is facinating!
Suppose we try to keep a human alive without a body? You would have to keep his brain going through some sort of pressurized dialysis machine.
We could then confirm that his consciousness and being are encased in the head area! Think of it. A great thinker could be kept alive almost indefinitely! We could surely find a way to communicate. Maybe in the future, we could reattach his head to another body, kind of like in Mars Attacks!
He might even tell us all about "entering the light" since he would be about as close as anyone could be!
I, for one, am excited! I would like to volunteer my boss for this grand leap in the name of knowledge! | |
| Kasor 2003-01-18, 11:07 pm |
| Physical YES
Mental YES or NO... | |
| WPFossil 2003-01-20, 7:32 am |
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Originally posted by onoski
What a shame haven't you guys and gal have anything more relevant to discuss, well especially in this general discussion thread. I find this topic somewhat useless and people trying to make a joke out of it.
I think the General Discussion forum is the best place to joke around. I wouldn't want to head over to the Linux forum and find a page full of joke threads. I'd want relevant info.
A thread like this is harmless, especially when you consider the title of it. Who would click on a "beheading" thread looking for IT info? | |
| sasquatchmann 2003-01-20, 8:50 am |
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Originally posted by onoski
What a shame haven't you guys and gal have anything more relevant to discuss, well especially in this general discussion thread. I find this topic somewhat useless and people trying to make a joke out of it.
What a shame you seem to have had a humour bypass. | |
| MartyMcFly 2003-01-20, 11:04 am |
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Originally posted by sasquatchmann
What a shame you seem to have had a humour bypass.
we don't have many bypasses here, not many towns to bypass. | |
| mindmesh 2003-01-21, 8:05 am |
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Originally posted by Forsaken
Interesting article....
http://www.newscientist.com/lastwor...le.jsp?id=lw719
Of course it hurts, and after they re attach it, it looks like Frankenstiens monster. Just ask John Bobbit. He's still crying and every time he cuts a carrot he has a flash back.
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| don't you mean frodo the hobbit? | |
| MartyMcFly 2003-01-21, 8:22 am |
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Originally posted by mindmesh
Just ask John Bobbit. He's still crying and every time he cuts a carrot he has a flash back.
Isn't that just Imagination? | |
| mindmesh 2003-01-21, 8:22 am |
| I didn't know frodo was beheaded by an angry female hobbit. Maybe Sam did after he caught him with the Golem. | |
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| Or his copy of Hobbit Babes! | |
| sasquatchmann 2003-01-21, 8:30 am |
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Originally posted by mindmesh
Of course it hurts, and after they re attach it, it looks like Frankenstiens monster. Just ask John Bobbit. He's still crying and every time he cuts a carrot he has a flash back.
No I think he meant John the Baptist.. |
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