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| bearing 2003-01-07, 3:04 am |
| Like a Woman
1) Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural.
2) Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
3) Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out belly. Complain and whine about getting fat.
4) Get in shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, loin cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
5) Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
6) Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
7) Condition hair with cucumber and lamphrey conditioner with enhanced natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
8) Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
9) Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
10) Rinse conditioner off hair taking at least 15 minutes to make sure that it's all come off.
11) Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
12) Scream loudly when husband flushes toilet and water loses pressure and turns red hot.
13) Turn off shower.
14) Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tilex.
15) Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of small African country.
16) Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
17) Check entire body for remotest sign of spots.
18) Attack with nails and or tweezers (if you can find them).
19) Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
20) If husband seen, cover up any exposed areas and then rush to bedroom to spend hour and a half getting dressed.
Like a Man
1) Take off clothes while sitting on bed and leave them in a pile.
2) Walk naked to bathroom. If wife seen, shake knob at her while shouting "Way Hey!!"
3) Look in mirror and suck in gut to see your manly physique.
4) Admire size of knob in mirror, scratch bollocks and smell fingers for one last whiff.
5) Get in shower.
6) Don't bother to look for wash cloth, don't need one.
7) Wash face.
8) Wash armpits.
9) Laugh at how loud farts sound in the shower.
10) Wash bollocks and the surrounding area.
11) Wash arse, leaving hair on soap.
12) Shampoo hair but do not use conditioner.
13) Make Mohican hairstyle with shampoo. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror.
14) Piss in shower.
15) Rinse off and get out of shower. Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain outside bath for whole shower time.
16) Partially dry off.
17) Look at self in mirror, flex muscles and admire size of knob again.
18) Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor.
19) Leave bathroom light and fan on.
20) Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, grab knob, go "Yeah baby" and thrust pelvis at her.
21) Put on yesterday's clothes. | |
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| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-07, 5:11 am |
| LOL
woweee
that's a crazy one! | |
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| thecomeons 2003-01-07, 7:06 am |
| but a cucumber won't brew the tea in the morning | |
| enforcer 2003-01-07, 7:14 am |
| would a pickled dil do? | |
| bearing 2003-01-07, 8:16 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
would a pickled dil do?
Why would you want to preserve a dildo? | |
| enforcer 2003-01-07, 8:42 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Why would you want to preserve a dildo?
because if it's too big you might just have to JAM it in  | |
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| enforcer 2003-01-07, 9:00 am |
| or Boom Boom Boom as the outhere bros might say | |
| bearing 2003-01-07, 9:15 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
or Boom Boom Boom as the outhere bros might say
...or boom boom boom goes the big bass drum... | |
|
| What is this shower for?
Do man take shower?  | |
| enforcer 2003-01-07, 9:42 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
...or boom boom boom goes the big bass drum...
Fiddle diddle dee goes the violin
Next line | |
| bearing 2003-01-07, 9:53 am |
| Now the Tweenies are quality...
Who'd win in a fight, 'Teletubbies' or 'Tweenies'.
Although they'd be a bit old for a fight these days, I think 'The Flumps' would have kicked all of their arses... | |
| thecomeons 2003-01-07, 9:57 am |
| noggin the nog would knock the flumps into the middle of next week | |
| freak 2003-01-07, 10:00 am |
| Thanks for the good fun, whether it was posted before or not | |
| Deja-vue 2003-01-07, 10:08 am |
| You DA ManTest !!
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only
after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN Sports center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend
need to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman
you've just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month.
You tell her that it is:
A. Of no importance to your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before
she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
Evaluating Results:
If you answered "A" more than 7 times,
check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered "B" more than 7 times,
check into therapy, you're a little confused.
If you answered "C" more than 7 times,
"YOU DA MAN!" | |
| freak 2003-01-07, 10:13 am |
| that wasn't bad either! | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-07, 10:13 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
I'd like to preserve a dildo?
...but why? | |
| enforcer 2003-01-07, 11:12 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Why use it up my Butt?
 | |
| bearing 2003-01-07, 11:15 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
I'd like you all to kiss my Butt!!!
Steady on Ruscorp!!! | |
| bearing 2003-01-07, 11:16 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
noggin the nog would knock the flumps into the middle of next week
I hope it's not next wednesday, I'm out that day!!! | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-07, 11:31 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Why use it up my Butt?
| |
| bearing 2003-01-07, 11:35 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
I love Nicky Butt
Do you mean Nicky Butt, the Manchester United Footballer? | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-07, 11:37 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
I love it up the Butt
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| bearing 2003-01-07, 11:42 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Why wouldn't I like it up the Butt, it's a beatiful wooded area with a stream nearby.
The Butt is about a mile away from where I live.. You'd love it ruscorp.. | |
| ccieToBe 2003-01-07, 11:44 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Kasor
What is this shower for?
Do man take shower?
I take a shower every Tuesday whether I need it or not | |
| freak 2003-01-07, 11:51 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ccieToBe
I take a shower every Tuesday whether I need it or not
great line! | |
| enforcer 2003-01-07, 11:52 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
looks like the wind changed, when you were in your favourite sexual position | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-07, 11:54 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
I broke wind when I changed my favourite sexual position
This is going way too far dude. | |
| enforcer 2003-01-07, 11:55 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
This is going to be a big fart dude.
 | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-07, 11:57 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
I am a big fart dude.
Thanks for sharing that. | |
| enforcer 2003-01-07, 11:59 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Septic tanks love shaving twats.
before or after? | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-07, 12:01 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
Peptic ulcers love shaving butts?
What in the world does that mean? | |
| jonhiker 2003-01-07, 1:14 pm |
| i'm laughing so hard reading this last exchange, i had to leave the room.
i'd like to thank ruscorp & enforcer for brightening up an other wise really dull day. great creativity!
i shouldn't read these at work, it's too difficult to answer the phone while holding my sides & wiping away the tears!! | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-07, 1:23 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by jonhiker
i'm laughing so hard reading this last exchange, i had to leave the room.
i'd like to thank ruscorp & enforcer for brightening up an other wise really dull day. great creativity!
i shouldn't read these at work, it's too difficult to answer the phone while holding my sides & wiping away the tears!!
enforcer started it! | |
| enforcer 2003-01-08, 5:02 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
ruscorp startled it in his headlights!
poor bunny wabbit | |
| thecomeons 2003-01-08, 9:58 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by endfarter
pouring from those loveflaps
| |
| ruscorp 2003-01-08, 10:19 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
enforcer picked his nose and turned on his headlights
| |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-08, 10:38 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Do you mean Nicky Butt, the Manchester United Footballer?
L0L
what?! | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-08, 10:47 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
Mary Ploppins!
LOL | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-08, 10:47 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
(__________|__________)
LOL | |
| jonhiker 2003-01-08, 11:09 am |
| quote:
originally posted by Jim Morrison:
People are strange, when you're a stranger
oops...wrong thread.... | |
| bearing 2003-01-08, 11:24 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by jonhiker
oops...I think I've just followed through....
Oh please, do we have to hear about such things!! | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-08, 11:27 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Oh please, I get honry when I hear about such things!!
Hehe, let's keep it going enforcer & bearing. This misquote stuff is fun. | |
| bearing 2003-01-08, 11:32 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Hehe, I fantasise about enforcer & bearing. These dreams I have are fun.
Listen, I'm beginning to worry about you sonny! | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-08, 11:34 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Listen, I'm beginning to strip for you sonny!
Keep them on dude! | |
| bearing 2003-01-08, 11:39 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Is it me, or am I talking balls?
Both I think! | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-08, 11:48 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
I have one ball, I think!
| |
| enforcer 2003-01-08, 12:18 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
I've worn balls, I stink!
stop rubbing them then | |
| jonhiker 2003-01-08, 12:26 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by enforcer
i like pouring rubbing alcohol on my balls
hmm.... | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-01-08, 12:30 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Hehe, let's keep it going enforcer & bearing. I realy like it up the bum.
Im sure you do | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-08, 12:58 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
Hehe, let's keep it going enforcer & bearing. I realy like sex with dogs.
| |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-01-08, 1:35 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
I like fat chicks in the nude
You can tell that by your avatar | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-08, 1:41 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
You can tell that by your avatar
OK, now that is just plain mean dude! | |
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| mean but true? | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-01-08, 1:54 pm |
| Opsee, apologies, it was mean wasnt it.
why do you think i dont post one of me?
Hey, Fat girls need loving too, | |
| jonhiker 2003-01-08, 2:08 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by Hooligan
Hey, Fat girls need loving too
www.naafa.org | |
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| quote:
Originally posted by jonhiker
www.naafa.org
you've got to be kidding me... | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-08, 2:51 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by jonhiker
www.naafa.org
OMG! I guess anything can be on the internet. | |
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| Forsaken 2003-01-08, 3:27 pm |
| scary, theres a local chapter near me | |
| enforcer 2003-01-08, 3:30 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
OMG! I grab anything I can on the porn net.
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| everetjo 2003-01-08, 3:31 pm |
| i heard some lobbyists want to impose a fat tax, where people will be penalized for their percentage over the obesity margin, and those underweight will recieve a stipend... | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-08, 3:50 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
OMG! I can't grab anything down my pants.
That's pretty freaky. | |
| enforcer 2003-01-08, 3:55 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
I fancy that pretty freaky pirate.
then let him know | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-08, 4:00 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
I like Nancy that pretty freaky pirate.
| |
| jonhiker 2003-01-08, 4:10 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by ruscorp:
I like to dress up as fancy as Nancy
hmm............. | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-08, 6:30 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by jonhiker
hmm.............
Yes, I cross dress. | |
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| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
i heard some lobbyists want to impose a fat tax, where people will be penalized for their percentage over the obesity margin, and those underweight will recieve a stipend...
sounds good to me... | |
| bearing 2003-01-09, 2:30 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Yes, I love wearing crotchless knickers
I bet you get awful chafing! | |
| thecomeons 2003-01-09, 2:36 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
I get awful chafing!
i hear you floss as well | |
| bearing 2003-01-09, 3:09 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
I love floss as well!
Hey, keep away from my sheepdogs you fiend!!! | |
| thecomeons 2003-01-09, 3:25 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
i can't keep away from loving my sheepdogs in top field!!
you beast | |
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| bearing 2003-01-09, 3:35 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
I'm an advocate of Beastiality
I can't believe that of you thecomeons!! | |
| bearing 2003-01-09, 3:40 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
bearing: your shower needs you
I'm not that ripe am I?
<How on earth did you find that?>
<I actually live about 15 minutes from the village where they do the Horn dancing.
http://www.abbotsbromley.com/horndance.htm > | |
| thecomeons 2003-01-09, 4:43 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
<I am no good at horny dancing>
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| enforcer 2003-01-09, 5:27 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
I can't believe you showered my twat thecomeons!!
you two sharing a room in dublin then?
NB back to the original topic eh? | |
| theshewolf 2003-01-09, 12:07 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by jonhiker
www.naafa.org
Is this site for real!?!?!?!
Let's see, I'm overweight and unhealthy...I can't be bothered to exercise or control my appetitite...I take up more than one seat anyplace I go...I knock thinner people out of the way without noticing it...AND YOU PEOPLE BETTER LIKE IT!!!! | |
| thecomeons 2003-01-10, 2:53 am |
| there was me thinking that was a picture of you in your avatar | |
| theshewolf 2003-01-10, 8:22 am |
| Thin and stacked I ain't, the sword, though... | |
| enforcer 2003-01-10, 9:11 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
there was me thinking that was a picture of me in your underwear
too much information | |
| thecomeons 2003-01-10, 10:21 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
i've got too much inflamation
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| enforcer 2003-01-10, 10:30 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons i've got two mushy phlegm for you
thanks, but no thanks | |
| jonhiker 2003-01-10, 11:11 am |
| quote:
originally posted by enforcer
it's never too early to get tanked
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| HOOLIGAN 2003-01-10, 2:19 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by jonhiker
im never too surley to get spanked
er, what ever turns you on mate | |
| enforcer 2003-01-10, 3:09 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by HOOLIGAN
what ever turns on your mates
don't forget to use your mates | |
| everetjo 2003-01-10, 3:10 pm |
| you should't merely use them recycle them | |
| seannmc 2003-01-12, 7:47 am |
| quote:
>Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
would a pickled dil do?
Hmmm If you used a dill pickle, would you end up with a sour puss? | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-12, 9:59 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by seannmc
Hmmm If you used a dill pickle, would you end up with a sour puss?
Is that a sexual reference? | |
| bearing 2003-01-12, 10:37 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
What is your sexual preference?
Good god ruscorp, that was his first post and already your chatting him up!! | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-12, 10:48 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Good god ruscorp, that was his first post and already giving him great advise.
I know, I'm good. | |
| freak 2003-01-12, 10:54 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by seannmc
Hmmm If you used a dill pickle, would you end up with a sour puss?
Now that is what I call a *heck* of a first post! I can't wait to read the next ones | |
| bearing 2003-01-12, 10:58 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by freak
Now that is what I call a *heck* of a first post! I can't wait to read the next ones
Another 'enforcer' perhaps...Aaaahhhhh | |
| enforcer 2003-01-12, 11:46 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
I didn't force her judge, honest
hope you've got a good lawyer | |
| bearing 2003-01-12, 12:11 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
hope you've got a good layer
Best Hens in Staffordshire mate!! | |
| enforcer 2003-01-12, 12:26 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Best Hens in Staffordshire mate!!
thats a load of bull you old terrier | |
| bearing 2003-01-12, 12:36 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
thats a load of bull you old terrier
Staffy bull terriers, fabulous dogs them.. | |
| thecomeons 2003-01-13, 4:51 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Staffy bull terriers, fabulous shags them..
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| bearing 2003-01-13, 11:23 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
Staffy bull terriers, Ruscorp shags them..
Do you have proof of that? | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-13, 11:28 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Can I have a puff of that crack?
Certainly not! | |
| jonhiker 2003-01-13, 11:44 am |
| quote:
originally posted by ruscorp
can you blow up my crack?
my, my, my | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-13, 11:48 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by jonhiker
yes, yes, yes
| |
| everetjo 2003-01-13, 12:18 pm |
| there might be some serious libel suit here one day | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-13, 1:12 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
there might be some serious bible story's here one day
No, I'm Islamic.  | |
| HOOLIGAN 2003-01-13, 1:15 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by everetjo
I might like to meet some serious leather suited gay
Stick about then , Ruscorps lurking about somewhere. | |
| bearing 2003-01-13, 3:00 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
I'm into some serious laiderhosen wearing these days
Yes and I bet you're inclined to blow an Austrians horn aswell!!! | |
| Patrickjb 2003-01-14, 12:49 am |
| yea
Number 17 hooya | |
| thecomeons 2003-01-14, 2:59 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Patrickjb
yea
17" hooya
| |
| enforcer 2003-01-14, 3:42 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Patrickjb
yea
Nubile 17 year olds
| |
| bearing 2003-01-14, 11:16 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Patrickjb
yea
17 Nuns in a row
| |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-14, 11:24 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
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| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-14, 11:28 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
i tried to sit on my chair but it rolled down the stairs!
LOL | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-14, 11:29 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
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| enforcer 2003-01-14, 11:35 am |
| greenday, i think you've lost the plot | |
| everetjo 2003-01-14, 11:59 am |
| quote:
originally posted by ruscorp No, it's ironic my favorite band is technotronic
go...ruscorp...go...ruscorp | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-14, 12:19 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
No, it's ironic my favorite band is the backstreet boys
That's pretty gay dude. | |
| jonhiker 2003-01-14, 12:23 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by ruscorp
that's a pretty gay dude
| |
| everetjo 2003-01-15, 2:37 pm |
| [QUOTE] originally posted by the evil ruscorp: it's ironic my family taste tests used sex toys
yikes! | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-15, 3:01 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
it's ironic my family tastes like burning rubber
yikes! [/B]
| |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-15, 3:05 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
isn't it ironic alanis burns rubber?
no way! | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-15, 3:14 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
isn't it ironic everetjo burns rubber?
surely | |
| thecomeons 2003-01-15, 3:15 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
call me shirley
| |
| ruscorp 2003-01-15, 3:18 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
i dress like shirley
| |
| everetjo 2003-01-15, 3:22 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by ruscorp:
looks like i picked the wrong week to stop huffing glue
understood...
quote:
[i] originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl[\i]
i collect used rubbers
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| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-15, 3:45 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
i burned all my rubbers!
emm..ok. | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-15, 3:49 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
i want to take photos of your used rubber collection!!!
| |
| everetjo 2003-01-15, 6:18 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by : gr33nd4yg1rl
When i was in Arizona, i would rub burrs on my face
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| everetjo 2003-01-15, 6:19 pm |
| no comment | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-15, 6:21 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
When i was in Siberia, i would rub snow on my face
Seems logical. | |
| everetjo 2003-01-15, 6:25 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by: ruscorp
when im feeling naughty, i watch arsenic and old lace
now..that just wasn't necessary | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-15, 6:44 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
when im feeling naughty, i watch MacGyver and General Hospital.
hummm | |
| everetjo 2003-01-15, 6:46 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by ruscorp:
both my arms are connected where my hands should be
now that's just unfortunate | |
| enforcer 2003-01-15, 6:55 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
boy do i hummm
on second thoughts don't come to dublin | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-15, 7:06 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
now that's just unfortunate that enforcer just but in...
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| seannmc 2003-01-15, 7:25 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by : gr33nd4yg1rl
When i was in Arizona, i would rub burrs on my face
Well... I suppose it's better to be a rubber face than an erase-her face.
(If you can't dazzle them with your logic...) | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-15, 8:38 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by seannmc
when i went to arizona, a burr flew towards my face!
watch out! | |
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| [SIZE=3]Just one question, ruscorp, did you just fart,I smell vasoline | |
| bearing 2003-01-16, 5:21 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by tom45
Just one question, ruscorp, did you steal my vasoline?
Share and share alike boys!!!
<Greenday, me thinks you're spending way too much time on this site. You seem to be de-generating quickly to our level!> | |
| thecomeons 2003-01-16, 7:03 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Greenday, me thinks you're spending way too much time in the bathroom in the mornings
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| everetjo 2003-01-16, 7:46 am |
| Greenday certainly loves the bathroom | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-01-16, 7:55 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
Greenday certainly loves the bathroom
I don't think so. Nobody loves a bathroom. It's just that some like what's done inside one.
Hey, Please don't misqoute my qoute. I'm not in the misquote battle. Just a spectator.
Happy Battle. | |
| everetjo 2003-01-16, 7:57 am |
| quote:
originally posted by: 2lazybutsmart:
I agree. everyone loves a bathroom. look what's done inside one i often take pets in with me
i think that's great | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-16, 8:01 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
i loveeee to eat in the bathroom
gross! | |
| everetjo 2003-01-16, 8:03 am |
| quote:
originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
i once had a dream that i was eating chocolate hot dogs and i woke up with my head in the toilet
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| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-16, 8:08 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
i love to type with my butt
talented! | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-16, 8:10 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Madonna
Like a virgin! HEEE!
emm get out of here | |
| Mr. Linux Guy 2003-01-16, 8:10 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
I don't think so. Nobody loves a bathroom. It's just that some like what's done inside one.
Hey, Please don't misqoute my qoute. I'm not in the misquote battle. Just a spectator.
Happy Battle.
Let me tell you dude, bathrooms are a darned site better than outhouses! Newspaper is kind of hard on the arse. | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-16, 8:12 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Linux Guy
Let me tell you dude, bathrooms are a darned site better than outhouses! Newspaper is kind of hard on the arse.
LOL
try reading the headlines with a $hit on it! | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-16, 8:14 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Christina Aguilera
i'm really not a witch tee hee
right | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-01-16, 8:15 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
i think i'm gay
then get away from me  | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-16, 8:19 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
i love you, gr33nd4yg1rl.
i love you, too!!! | |
| bearing 2003-01-16, 9:31 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
I don't listen to Canadians, so I'll keep on mis-quoting you!!
Ooooh that's fighting talk.
enforcer and I are still watching our backs after upsetting Lord 2lazybutsmart.
Did I buy this flameproof suit for nothing 2lazy, cause you haven't flamed enforcer and I as you promised last month. | |
| everetjo 2003-01-16, 9:41 am |
| 2lazy...
i thought that you would resist the temptation for misquoting. come on..you were begging for it by wishing to be out of it
why is it that most threads end up this way??
one would think that the novelty has worn off.
bearing..
seems you have your hands full with ruscorp "the peanut butter monkey" i hear he has operatives in dublin | |
| everetjo 2003-01-16, 9:45 am |
| quote:
originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl:i wipe with my tongue and type with my noodle arm holding a bowling ball
and i thought i was talented | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-01-16, 10:01 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
2lazy...
i thought that you would resist the temptation for misquoting. come on..you were begging for it by wishing to be out of it
why is it that most threads end up this way??
I'm sorry everetjo. peace between me and you.
as for bearing, you've bought urself a good flameproof suit I guess. Keep up the good work
2lbs. | |
| everetjo 2003-01-16, 10:06 am |
| maybe we should create a UK flame thread | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-16, 10:09 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
i can blow my own trumpet!
lovely. | |
| thecomeons 2003-01-16, 10:15 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
billy joe is lovely.
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| bearing 2003-01-16, 10:17 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
as for bearing, you've bought urself a good flameproof suit I guess. Keep up the good work
2lbs.
Guess I could use it in the upcoming war against ruscorp!! | |
| everetjo 2003-01-16, 10:18 am |
| hey greedy..
why move to brooklyn from phoenix?
tired of the air conditioning and relaxation?
i actually do play the trumpet...funny you should say that.
no, not the skin trumpet | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-16, 10:26 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Guess I could use it in the upcoming war against ruscorp!!
Ahhh, just typical. When we are open for negotiations, they want war. | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-01-16, 11:00 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Guess I could use it in the upcoming war against ruscorp!!
flame em up. ruscorp is offensive, rude and damn proud.
But make sure you put on that suit cuz ruscorp has P.G.B at his back.
2lbs | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-16, 11:09 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
hey greedy..
why move to brooklyn from phoenix?
tired of the air conditioning and relaxation?
i actually do play the trumpet...funny you should say that.
no, not the skin trumpet
i moved here from phoenix because i'm a nut.
actually, i'm trying to move back to phoenix! it's too crowded here. | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-16, 11:10 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
flame em up. ruscorp is offensive, rude and damn proud.
But make sure you put on that suit cuz ruscorp has P.G.B at his back.
2lbs
2lazybutsmart "flaming" is a violation of the examnotes rule #3 which states: 3) No personal attacks on other members!. | |
| jonhiker 2003-01-16, 11:11 am |
| quote:
originally posted by 2lazybutsmart:
ruscorp is my hero!
glad you think so highly of him.... | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-16, 11:14 am |
| quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
billy joe is lovely.
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__________________
quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
no doubt about it! | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-16, 11:16 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Bubba Dubya
HoWdY!
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| everetjo 2003-01-16, 11:17 am |
| gr33nd4yg1rl don't move  | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-01-16, 11:17 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by jonhiker
glad you think I lick him....
lick him or don't, i don't care. just leave me alone | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-01-16, 11:26 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by jonhiker
glad you think so highly of him....
well, if you want i'll say the same thing to you (if my compliments mean so much to so many people)
jonhiker, welcome to the forum. please don't offend anyone (as ruscorp said), you won't be offended.
You wanna know the rule, just don't start the bullcrap. If you're flamed, [/B]FLAME[/B] back.
There is no problem if we start flaming any of those designated terrorists. I'll help you out. Just fedex me a .233 Bushmaster, and i'll be more than glad to help you out.
We don't find these things here in peaceful Canada.
cheers,
2lbs.
Just a short joke. if anyone has time to laugh.
Fedex and UPS merged. So, what's their new name?
FED-UP | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-16, 11:27 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
gr33nd4yg1rl don't move
hmm..might not be moving so soon. it costs $1500 to rent a cross-country uhaul! | |
| everetjo 2003-01-16, 12:11 pm |
| why not hitch your way across? | |
| enforcer 2003-01-16, 2:13 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
LOL
try reading the headlines with a $hit on it!
try reading the bottom lines without shit on it | |
| everetjo 2003-01-16, 2:53 pm |
| im thinking that the paper could be easily read with a terd on it, until its juices began seeping into the paper and smudging the words, not to mention the horrible smell | |
| jonhiker 2003-01-16, 3:43 pm |
| this thread seems to be heading to the outhouse...
or..down the toilet... | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-16, 4:31 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
why not hitch your way across?
i don't trust the hitch connection. probably all my stuff will end up in a ditch somewhere! | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-01-19, 8:25 am |
| and what happened to this thread. although it's a little vulgar, it was hilarious for sure
let's keep it up. and that's my posts + 1 | |
| MartyMcFly 2003-01-20, 4:55 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
i don't trust the French connection.
What the shops or the movies?
Sorry i've just joined, read the whole of this thread and have been in hysterics, so I had to contribute my little bit. | |
| sasquatchmann 2003-01-20, 6:28 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by MartyMcFly
Sorry i've just joined, read the whole of this thread and have been in hysterics, so I had to contribute my little bit.
Same here, and I've managed to fire coffee out of my nose more than once!!! | |
| everetjo 2003-01-20, 9:35 am |
| quote:
originally posted by gr33nd4yg1rl
i was found in a ditch one day
glad to see that you're a fighter. shame on those bad guys to do that. | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2003-01-20, 9:36 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by sasquatchmann
Same here, and I've managed to fire c#$ out of my hose more than once!!!
heck!. none of these posts seem to me so erotic to such an extent!.
p.s.
this is how we do it down here. it's just an example. please, i aplogize for any inconvenience (if any), don't flame me back. | |
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| everetjo 2003-01-20, 9:59 am |
| quote:
originally posted by ruscorp
"I keep worms in my pocket so i can feel like the big boys
that's wonderful.. | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-20, 10:21 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
I keep socks in my pants so i can feel like the big boys
Are you really that inadequate? | |
| MartyMcFly 2003-01-20, 10:47 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by sasquatchmann
bugger me in a tent then!
EH! No thanks
sorry had to join in. | |
| everetjo 2003-01-22, 12:47 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by ruscorp
[/b]"I wear boys pants so i don't feel like a girl"[/b]
ok.. | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-22, 12:49 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by everetjo
I like little boys.
Where's the number for FBI? | |
| Mr. Linux Guy 2003-01-22, 12:52 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
Where's the number for FBI?
(202) 324-3000 | |
| everetjo 2003-01-22, 12:52 pm |
| quote:
originally posted by ruscorp
"NAMBLA is for lovers, where you're not a kid anymore"
that is just sick..
www.ruscorp.com | |
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| ruscorp 2003-01-22, 1:29 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Linux Guy
(202) 324-3000
It's not (800) 827-6364? | |
| Mr. Linux Guy 2003-01-22, 1:48 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by ruscorp
It's not (800) 827-6364?
www.fbi.gov
See bottom of paige. | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-22, 1:55 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Linux Guy
www.fbi.gov
See bottom of paige.
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