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An old one but still a good 'un. One Upmanship
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| enforcer 2003-01-06, 5:26 pm |
| This man in a Volkswagen Beetle pulls up next to a guy in a
Rolls-Royce at a stop sign.
Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls:
"Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"
The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
"I got one too... see?"
"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
"You got a fax machine?"
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? It's right here!"
"Uh-huh."
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen
says,
"So, do you have a double bed in back there?"
And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right in back here see?!"
The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he
goes immediately to a customizing shop and orders them to put a
double bed in
back of his car.
About two weeks later, the job is finally done and he picks up his
car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen.
He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls
up next to it.
The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels a little
awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and
taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks
out.
The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey. Remember me?"
"Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?"
"Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
And the man in the Volkswagen says,
"YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!" | |
| mrfixit 2003-01-06, 10:57 pm |
|  LOL
Gotta remember this one!!! | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-07, 2:01 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
This man in a Volkswagen Beetle pulls up next to a guy in a
Rolls-Royce at a stop sign.
Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls:
"Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"
The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
"I got one too... see?"
"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
"You got a fax machine?"
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? It's right here!"
"Uh-huh."
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen
says,
"So, do you have a double bed in back there?"
And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right in back here see?!"
The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he
goes immediately to a customizing shop and orders them to put a
double bed in
back of his car.
About two weeks later, the job is finally done and he picks up his
car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen.
He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls
up next to it.
The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels a little
awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and
taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks
out.
The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey. Remember me?"
"Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?"
"Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
And the man in the Volkswagen says,
"YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"
LOL
excellent! | |
| luisjo 2003-01-07, 2:11 am |
| Thank God it was out of the shower not the toilet. | |
| bearing 2003-01-07, 2:26 am |
| A student is touring the country in his camper van, when he happens to pass a very sexy female hitchiker, he pulls up and offers to give her a lift. After a while driving she asks if he would like a romp in the back of the van.
Just as they were about to get down to it, she asks if he has anything he could use as a whip as she's a bit kinky. After a moments thought he jumps out of the van and grabs the aerial off of the van, and returns for an hours steamy, kinky sex, after which they go on their way, and the hitchiker is dropped off at her destination.
A week later the student notices some nast scabs and rashes on his back, so he decides a visit to the doctor is in order. The doctor is totally dumbfounded and asks what he has been doing to get in this way. The student explains to the doctor about his kinky encounter, at which the doctors face breaks into an understanding smile. "I know what the problem is, it's a clear case of Van Aerial Disease". | |
| enforcer 2003-01-07, 4:19 am |
| another dutch joke  | |
| bearing 2003-01-07, 5:57 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
another dutch joke
Funny you should say that, It was told to me by a Dutchman. I think his name was Hertz Van Rental.. | |
| enforcer 2003-01-07, 6:53 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by bearing
Funny you should say that, It was told to me by a Dutchman. I think his name was Hertz Van Rental..
Ouch! that's painful  |
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