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| enforcer 2003-01-03, 2:39 pm |
| WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN !!!!!!
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send to everyone!
(....if you are a blonde, this is a joke...) | |
| ruscorp 2003-01-03, 2:51 pm |
| Holy crap, I better alert the White House. | |
| WPFossil 2003-01-03, 3:10 pm |
| It will drink all my beer?
Worst virus ever! | |
| thecomeons 2003-01-03, 3:25 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by enforcer
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
will it reduce my credit card bill to £0.00? | |
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| you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
I must have had this virus for some time, I just thought it was the flu? | |
| RichardJW 2003-01-03, 5:50 pm |
| Whoever wrote this virus will be feted as a local hero. | |
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| I dont' think anyone will interest to open a email when they need to sleep. | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2003-01-04, 1:21 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by Kasor
I dont' think anyone will interest to open a email when they need to sleep.
lol
probably wouldn't just go to bed after opening that one | |
| loopbacklady 2003-01-04, 3:29 pm |
| OH SH!T, I JUST SET MY DOG ON FIRE!
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