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| enforcer 2002-09-26, 4:59 am |
| A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner
The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is
carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon
Wheels.
As she turns he smiles at her and says,
"Single, eh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies
"How did you guess?"
He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says
"Because you're minging" | |
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| KiwiPete 2002-09-26, 3:54 pm |
| Thanks for clearing that up, Johnny5.
I didn't know what minging meant either.  | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2002-09-26, 10:47 pm |
| although i'm not an American, I couldn't get at the meaning either. I think we're closer to the understanding of British slang than Americans. But boy oh boy, wonder what would happen to enforcer if he stepped foot in Texas.  | |
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| thecomeons 2002-09-27, 1:49 am |
| mingin in ireland means smelly | |
| KiwiPete 2002-09-27, 1:52 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
mingin in ireland means smelly
Maybe that's why the first 3 things she bought were
1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste | |
| enforcer 2002-09-27, 2:49 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by 2lazybutsmart
although i'm not an American, I couldn't get at the meaning either. I think we're closer to the understanding of British slang than Americans. But boy oh boy, wonder what would happen to enforcer if he stepped foot in Texas.
probably start singing about a yellow rose or some t'ing | |
| thecomeons 2002-09-27, 4:49 am |
| 2lazy,
have u ever drank canada dry? | |
| tkjordan 2002-09-27, 4:54 am |
| mUST SAY I NEVER HEARD THE WORD MINGIN BEFORE IN MY LIFE   | |
| enforcer 2002-09-27, 4:57 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by tkjordan
mUST SAY I NEVER HEARD THE WORD MINGIN BEFORE IN MY LIFE
there's no need to shout, we're not all on the otherside of the world you know.
thecomeons
what is your obsessions for that old joke. | |
| Johnny5Alive 2002-09-27, 6:19 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by KiwiPete
Thanks for clearing that up, Johnny5.
I didn't know what minging meant either.
Kiwipete!! Now I am surprised.. I am also a Kiwi (living in London), and I really thought it was used a lot in NZ...(Well, I used to use it a lot anyway)
How's you doing down there anyway?? I am going back for a holiday over Christmas and America's Cup (of which we'll win again I am sure) - sorry Dennis Conner Fans. | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2002-09-27, 7:21 am |
| quote:
Originally posted by thecomeons
2lazy,
have u ever drank canada dry?
DRINKING CANADA DRY!!!. I think someone could easily be indicted in doing so.
But, most Canadians drink CANADA DRY daily. Amazing eh!. We never run out of water.
If u come to Canada on a vacation (ummm... sorry a Holiday), u can try DRINKING CANADA DRY. just make sure you post on this forum about your spectacular experience DRINKING CANADA ---! | |
| thecomeons 2002-09-27, 7:27 am |
| but if i started drinking canada dry i wouldn't have time to enjoy your country. | |
| 2lazybutsmart 2002-09-27, 7:29 am |
| well i'll suggest that u go to BC. I think u'll enjoy drinking CANADA DRY there.
make sure u don't do such a thing in ONT. | |
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