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Austin Powers Chat up lines (offensive)
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| HOOLIGAN 2002-08-27, 3:07 pm |
| Subject: Austin Powers Pick-up Lines
I wish you were a door so I could bang you
all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
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Do you work for the post office? I thought I
saw you checking out my package.
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You've got 206 bones in your body, want one
more?
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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I may not be the best looking guy in here,
but I'm the only one talking to you.
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I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big
Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
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> > > > > Wanna play army?
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
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I'd really like to see how you look when I'm
> > > > > naked.
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Is that a ladder in your stockings or the
stairway to heaven?
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You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.
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You must be the limp doctor because I've got
a stiffy.
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I
could be you by morning.
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(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
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> > > > > You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with
me.
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You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any
questions?
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Those clothes would look great in a crumpled
heap on my bedroom floor.
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My name is Austin, remember that, you'll be
screaming it later.
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Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were
looking for me.
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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come
over and talk to you.
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Do you sleep on your stomach?
Can I???
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Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen
because I can see myself in them.
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| Bernie 2002-08-27, 3:12 pm |
| LOL
This day isn't so bad after all  | |
| wicket 2002-08-28, 12:04 am |
| LOL good stuff  | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2002-08-28, 1:09 am |
| LOL!  |
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