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I've not seen any jokes lately so....
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| bearing 2002-05-30, 10:07 am |
| A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 pounds that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, "No, the steaks are too high."
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
Hope these make your day... If not I cannot be held responsible for your lack of humour... But you can certainly hold me responsible for mine..  | |
| The VMS Kid 2002-05-30, 10:11 am |
| Good ones! | |
| Teck Shark 2002-05-30, 10:34 am |
| LOL! | |
| NetChild1985 2002-05-30, 10:53 am |
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| ,,,, you can laugh if you want to.
What do you do if a bird craps on your car windscreen?
Make the XXXXX walk home!
Enough!
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| UKboy 2002-05-30, 10:19 pm |
| Whoa! |
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