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A little Hump Day Humor...
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| Teck Shark 2002-05-22, 9:54 am |
| Real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all
seriousness...This memo is from an unnamed computer company (OK, it was Dell, they're real idiots there!!! ). It
went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.
The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on
the floor! (Especially note last sentence...)
MOUSE BALLS
Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit.)
Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it
perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of
mouse balls should only be attempted by properly
trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by
examining the underside of the mouse.
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacture of
the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the
pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static-sensitive. However, excessive
handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls
for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel
in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. | |
| secondskin 2002-05-22, 10:36 am |
| NIce
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| jombeewoof 2002-05-22, 10:00 pm |
| quote:
Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel
in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
I love that | |
| The VMS Kid 2002-05-23, 7:31 am |
| That's always been one of my favorites. | |
| Tech Ranger 2002-05-23, 8:08 am |
| To post that you must really have a pair. |
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