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Friday's Computer Joke of the Day
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| cross36 2002-04-25, 8:42 pm |
| Here's a little screen saver humor to go for the weekend buyers;
I was in the process of putting some new PCs in place of older ones in a small department here in the hospital. While I was working away, an older lady (the person in charge of the department) noticed that I had replaced her old 15" monitor with a brand new 17" monitor. She immediately came up to me and said:
Her: "Could you put my old monitor on the new computer?"
Me: "I could, but wouldn't you prefer the larger 17" monitor?"
Her: "Well, I wouldn't mind it, but I installed a $75 screen saver on the old monitor, and I don't want to lose it."
Me: "Well, don't worry about that. The new monitor will have that exact same screen saver."
Her: "You can transfer the screen saver off of my old monitor to the new one?"
Me: "I sure can."
Her: "Good." | |
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| wicket 2002-04-26, 1:04 am |
| you think thats bad... I've met windows users who don't know ctrl-alt-del geesh how the hell would we function without the three finger salute? | |
| Shadowwraith 2002-04-26, 8:22 am |
| Is a user called me and told me that his screen went blank with a little flying window on the screen.
Me: Move your mouse around
Him: I can't, I can't see the pointer
Me: No I mean Phisically move the mouse around
Him: No NO I can't,I CAN'T SEE IT
Me: Do you see the mouse sitting right next to your hand?
Him: Yes
Me: put your hand on it and move it around
Silence
Him: OHHHHHHHHHHH k thanks. | |
| cross36 2002-04-26, 10:55 am |
| And yes these are the amazing people that make our jobs so wonderful | |
| examiner 2002-04-29, 6:57 am |
| They make us look like computer wizards. |
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