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Anyone here ever golf?
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| wicket 2002-04-18, 4:18 pm |
| A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. Looking
up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring just the right wind
direction and speed. Driving his partner absolutely nuts.
Finally, his exasperated partner say, "Why are you taking so long? Just hit
the blasted Ball!!!"
The guy answers, "Look, my wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Ah, forget it man, you're never gonna hit her from here..." | |
| jeff50ho 2002-04-18, 4:54 pm |
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| Wicket,like your avatars old chap,especially the current one depicting "safe sex". | |
| wbafrank 2002-04-18, 5:24 pm |
| This reminds me of when I first picked you the dreaded clubs....
I went down to my local Golf Club and decided to have a lesson with the Golf Pro after hitting a few balls I asked him "If he could see anything wrong?"
"Yes" he said "you're standing to close to the ball, after you have hit it!!" | |
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| Shadowwraith 2002-04-19, 8:10 am |
| Meaning he did not tell you that you were standing to close to the ball until after you hit it which in hind site means after it would have helped you. Kinda like when we say not you should not have pressed the delete key. | |
| wbafrank 2002-04-19, 8:17 am |
| Unlike Tiger Woods who hits the ball 300+ yards plus - my problem was the ball was about 2 feet in front of me thus the statement from the Pro "Yes" he said "you're standing to close to the ball, after you have hit it!!" | |
| The VMS Kid 2002-04-19, 8:36 am |
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Originally posted by foggy
Wicket,like your avatars old chap,especially the current one depicting "safe sex".
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Boy, I must be dense. I didn't get his "safe sex" avatar until you just mentioned it! | |
| NetChild1985 2002-04-19, 8:45 am |
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| Pavlov 2002-04-21, 10:36 am |
| the worst words you could hear after taking your second shot in a group of 4 players...
...it's still your shot! | |
| Shadowwraith 2002-04-22, 8:58 am |
| Well that is better than hearing " Hey are you ok, That ball popped stright up and hit you in the eye brow. Does it hurt? do you want us to call you a Dr." Ha Ha not really funny it really hurt but still laugh my rear end off everytime I think about it. | |
| examiner 2002-04-23, 6:03 am |
| Probably the golfer saw it as an opportunity to hit his wife (hopefully killing her) with the golf ball; the other person knew his intention but was aware that she was too far away...
Hey, the square guy standing and rocking to and fro... I don't see the dick. No wonder it is safe sex. |
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