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Bill Gates the devil?
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| Boulware5 2002-03-24, 1:36 am |
| Something funny I found:
Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil
The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.
Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)
By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:
B 66
I 73
L 76
L 76
G 71
A 65
T 84
E 69
S 83
I 1
I 1
I 1
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666 !!!
Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence? Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement??? Before you decide, consider the following:
M S - D O S 6 . 2 1
77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+
49 = 666
W I N D O W S 9 5
87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666
Coincidence? You decide...
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| Slinky 2002-03-24, 2:52 am |
| quote: Originally posted by Boulware5
Something funny I found:
Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil
The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.
Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)
By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:
B 66
I 73
L 76
L 76
G 71
A 65
T 84
E 69
S 83
I 1
I 1
I 1
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666 !!!
Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence? Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement??? Before you decide, consider the following:
M S - D O S 6 . 2 1
77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+
49 = 666
W I N D O W S 9 5
87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666
Coincidence? You decide...
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That's from http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Alley/1136/ which has some more M$ jokes.
Coincidence? I think not.  | |
| jsb2001 2002-03-24, 7:40 am |
| Lucky for us this is not true  | |
| darthw 2002-03-24, 8:42 am |
| Perhaps Fox Mulder and Dana Scully should take a look at this case before the X-Files is cancelled. | |
| PotatoHead 2002-03-24, 1:17 pm |
| That's freaky man! | |
| cross36 2002-03-24, 2:36 pm |
| Boulware, wherever did you find that is beyond me, thanks for the study laughter | |
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| jombeewoof 2002-03-25, 12:56 am |
| quote: Originally posted by jsb2001
Lucky for us this is not true
he's got at least one of us convinced he's not | |
| TW2001 2002-03-25, 3:14 am |
| I dont know about the devil...The Borg however is an entirely different matter.
quote: Bill's vision of thousands of desktop databases all unified as one distributed Windows information system
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/20922.html | |
| jsb2001 2002-03-25, 7:24 am |
| Convinced he is not.........sure its easy if you understand what the 666 really stands for in the Bible  | |
| Tekwannabe 2002-03-25, 9:18 am |
| I think Bill is not a devil is a geek,nerd |
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