| JoniF 2002-10-28, 10:29 am |
| A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for
15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a
young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair,
ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is a
prisoner...look at his clothes. He probably spent a lot of time in prison,
and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you. This guy
must be dangerous, if he gets angry he will kill us. Be strong honey. I love
you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any
Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too". |