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| enforcer 2002-10-22, 5:00 am |
| A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him
out of ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the
Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather
asks the underling, "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling where the 10
million dollars is hidden.
The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
underling's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling, "No-one steals from The Godfather
and get's away with it - he'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The underling signs back: "OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says, go screw yourself, you gutless piece of
shit - you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." | |
| gr33nd4yg1rl 2002-10-22, 5:56 am |
| ha! | |
| Johnny5Alive 2002-10-22, 8:03 am |
|  hehe I like it! | |
| denis_baribeau 2002-10-22, 8:17 am |
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| loopbacklady 2002-10-22, 4:44 pm |
| YES! I love it! |
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