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| smite 2002-10-20, 12:07 am |
| A priest is driving along and, seeing a nun on the side
of the road, stops and offers her a lift which she accepts.
She gets in and crosses her legs, forcing the habit to
open and reveal a leg. The priest sees this and nearly
runs off the road. After changing gears he lets his hand
slide up her leg.
She immediately says, "Father, remember psalm 129."
The priest quickly apologizes and removes his hand but
is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on
when he changes gears and has ogled her leg for the
zillionth time he lets the hand slide up it again.
The nun once again says, "Father, remember psalm 129."
Once again the priest apologizes, "Sorry, sister, but
you know how the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent
the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Arriving
at his church he immediately rushes to the bible and
looks up Psalm 129.
It says: "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER
UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY"
MORAL OF THIS LITTLE STORY: YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE WELL INFORMED IN YOUR JOB OR YOU MIGHT MISS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.
............Amen. | |
| enforcer 2002-10-20, 7:17 am |
| Two nuns in a bath, one goes "where's the soap?", the other replies "Yes, it does doesn't it?" |
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