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| timidipe 2005-01-23, 2:21 pm |
| MAN-how much? HOOKER-10bux out on d grass, 20 on d couch&30 on d bed. MAN-30bux. HOOKER-hey a man of class. my luky day. MAN-fuk dat; 3times on d grass!
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Hit me with some of yours. I got more where this came from.  | |
| timidipe 2005-01-28, 10:51 am |
| Hohoohaha hihi.. I knew y'all'd find it hillarious.
Got another one:
Age14BOY-had sex wit a teacher2day. MOM-wot!? Shal repot 2principl! DAD ON MOM'S EXIT-proud o u son,buy u a bike 2mro. SON-er not so soon dad,my butt still hurts.. | |
| ChrisDfer 2005-02-05, 2:43 pm |
| huh?  | |
| timidipe 2005-02-12, 2:49 pm |
| The idea is to send the jokes by Short Message Service on Cellfones.
Y'all might have heard this one b4 but..
2 colleagues got hookers for an overnight. Going home in the morning..
"Hell, my wife's better"
"Damn right she is"
"WHAAA..??!" | |
| vincentnl 2005-02-12, 4:20 pm |
| Wrong forum for ****
Your jokes are not funny.
No you did not ask for my opinion...
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No I will not shut it (in case you are thinking of saying that too) | |
| ChrisDfer 2005-02-12, 10:50 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by vincentnl
Wrong forum for ****
Your jokes are not funny.
No you did not ask for my opinion...
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No I will not shut it (in case you are thinking of saying that too)
Actually, I think it is the correct board for this..... Can't disagree on the "humour" of the jokes though. But, different people find different things funny. Like I am sure you find shows like Absolutely Fabulous and Mr.Bean to be funny, where as I find putting cats in microwaves, and Waldo to be funny. Different strokes for different folks. | |
| vincentnl 2005-02-13, 8:50 pm |
| true about the different folks stuff.
Most members I come across do in fact make me laugh.
This member pulled an itch reaction switch within me and I dived in - for the kill, sorry... | |
| timidipe 2005-02-19, 8:34 am |
| Thanks for that vote of confidence ChrisDfer.
vincentnl, scratch that witchy switch itch with this one (note- I'm Negro):
Dis happend bak in d day b4 God began mass productn of Man.
He opens the oven and sez "aagh look Lou, burnt another one" | |
| ChrisDfer 2005-02-20, 3:18 pm |
| quote:
Originally posted by timidipe
Thanks for that vote of confidence ChrisDfer.
vincentnl, scratch that witchy switch itch with this one (note- I'm Negro):
Dis happend bak in d day b4 God began mass productn of Man.
He opens the oven and sez "aagh look Lou, burnt another one"
hehe twisted... Better watch yourself though... people tend to be soo P.C.... I tend to like a good joke no matter who the butt of it is(so long it isn't me)
although after rereading some of the other jokes you posted, I did did get a little chuckle from some... but that could have been the weed I just smoked... nonono I am kidding I do not smoke weed, hell I do not even drink, strangely enough I rarely get laid either, those three things might be connected. | |
| vincentnl 2005-02-21, 1:16 am |
| Admin disabled Timidipe's search function so I was unable to view more of his posts.
His own raised me a chuckle and he did the decent thing of saying he was a negro. | |
| prezbedard 2005-02-21, 2:23 am |
| Absolutely Fabulous and Mr.Bean...
hey British comedy is hilarious!!! | |
| timidipe 2005-03-02, 7:43 am |
| I guess this post is starting to catch on. Good. But how come I'm the only one who keeps droping da laughs (or chuckles)?
A 1yr China imigrnt to d U.S. tuk his pregnant China wife2 a Chinese clinic 2delivr. She drops a black baby. The man, perplxd, said "sominwong" &baby got a name! | |
| corndog 2005-03-02, 10:27 pm |
| tee hee |
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