| thecomeons 2004-09-10, 4:33 pm |
| It's another dull day in the Golden-Days retirement home and mad old Vera is at it again...racing up and down the corridors on her wheel-chair, pulling handbrake turns, wheelies, doughnuts - you name it! That woman's on fire!
She's scootling as fast as she can down one passageway, when from out of a doorway steps Crazy-Ken, who holds out his hand and shouts "STOP!"
Vera comes to a screeching halt.
"Have you got a license to operate this vehicle?" questions Crazy
Vera fumbles around in her purse and pulls out an old kit-kat wrapper and holds it up "Here you are!" she says proudly.
"Very well then", says Crazy "- off you go"
....And off Vera goes, darting this way & that - causing mayhem! All of a sudden, from out of a doorway steps Bonkers-Bert, who holds out his hand and shouts "STOP!"
Vera comes to another screeching halt
"Are you insured to operate this vehicle?" he asks
Vera fumbles in her purse and pulls out an old beer-mat, and holds it up for Bonkers to inspect
"Very good then" says Bonkers "Mind how you go"
And off Vera goes again - bombing down the corridors like a bat out of hell!
When all of a sudden, Nutty-Norman steps out from a doorway, completely starkers, nursing a massive hard-on!
Vera screeches to a halt and says "Oh bloody-hell - not the breathalyser again!" |