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| Sexy Lexy 2004-09-04, 12:39 pm |
| Looks like no one home again.
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| thecomeons 2004-09-10, 4:21 pm |
| Teacher to class: "Right class today is Thursday, so we're going to have a
general knowledge quiz. The pupil who gets the answer right can have Friday off and not come back until Tuesday." Jocky (an Aberdonian loon) thinks, 'Brill, ahm ace at ma general knowledge.' Teacher: "Right class, who can tell me who said. 'Don't ask what your country can do for you , but what you can do for your country'? Jocky shoots up his hand Teacher looking round picks Jeremy: Yes Jeremy?. Jeremy (in English accent): "Yes miss, the answer is J F Kennedy- inauguration speech 1960." Teacher: "Very good Jeremy. You may come back on Tuesday."
Next Thursday comes around, and Jocky is even more determined Teacher: "Who said. 'We will fight them on the beaches , we will fight them in the air, we will fight them at sea. But we will never surrender'?" Jocky (shoots up his hand shouting I know. I know) Teacher (looking round-picks Timothy): "Yes Timothy." Timothy (In posher English accent): "Yes miss, the answer is Winston Churchill, 1941 Battle of Britain speech." Teacher: "Very good Timothy , you may come back on Tuesday."
The following Thursday comes around and Jocky is very vexed Teacher: "Who said 'One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind'?" Jocky (jumping up and down with both hands up, yelling I know) Teacher (looking round the class picks Rupert): "Yes Rupert." Rupert (In frightfully plummy English accent): "Yes miss that was Neil Armstrong, 1967, The first moon landing."
Teacher: "Very good Rupert you may come back on Tuesday."
Jocky (Who has lost the plot blurts out): "Where The F**K Did All These
English C*NTS Come From?" Teacher (Looking round the class): "Who the hell said that?" Jocky (Standing back up): "Bonnie Prince Charlie, Culloden, 1746. SEE YA ON TUESDAY." | |
| thecomeons 2004-09-10, 4:28 pm |
| hopefully that will get a few backs up  | |
| enforcer 2004-09-11, 2:57 pm |
| Yeah, but have you got anything to get the fronts up? | |
| thecomeons 2004-09-13, 9:00 am |
| i could lend you this vacuum thing i got from an ad in daily sport | |
| enforcer 2004-09-13, 9:35 am |
| don't let yur missus know, she'll have you using it to pick up all sorts of things all over the house. | |
| thecomeons 2004-09-13, 4:47 pm |
| i am supposed to be tidying the study as we speak
i see we still got this wait 5 minutes between posts going on here. not that i mind like. | |
| enforcer 2004-09-13, 6:56 pm |
| what 5 mins are you on about? |
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